The Fins are opposing dolphins.
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The Fins are opposing dolphins.
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That explains Kimi Raikkonen's dead eyes.
Some say he walks on old yogurt and trains echidnae to peel guava fruit.
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Just how big are these behemoths? Are they bigger than behebutterflies?
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No one expects the spandex inquisition!
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A sequel to the game Mass Effect has been released. Called Energy Effect, it is 9 x 1016 times better.
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Many scientists are tired of how their mass looks in the mirror and have got out of the labs to exercise.
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Without ER exercise is just plain taxing.
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The Sun has its own zipcode but all letters and packages are non-returnable.
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There is actually dark matter in the sun, but you can't see it.
Because it's dark.
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The mountain lion and sea lion are the same species and have been known to mate to produce players for the Detroit Lions.
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You can't read my poker face.
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The origin of the toast (as in "A toast to Donald trump - who has about as much personality as a burnt crumpet") lies in my Project Management lectures, when we used to throw toast at our more revered classmates.
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The best BBQ is slow cooked over lava pits but the sacrificial virgin is best cooked after the pig.
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Hasturized cheese, usually found with the really stinky cheeses, is said to be unspeakably good with a little calamari or sushi. "For a cheese, it's an old one, but it will kind of grow on you," states the entry in the New England Guide to Cheeses.
So many bugs, so little time.
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That wasn't much of a cheese Untrue Fact (though it was clean). Now someone get rid of the bazouki music.Originally Posted by ABR.
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The President of the United States, the NASA Administrator, and the Senate Select Committee on Space Exploration have asked the participants in the BAUT Space Exploration forum to decide the future course of the US's manned space exploration program. They would like a consensus decision by the end of the business day this Friday.
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Okay. So we have beer and cheese. That leaves only three other options.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The people who brought you GoGurt are now marketing Squeaky Cheese to kids. Kids love cheese and kids love squeaky things. It was only a matter of time.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The iPhone Squeaky Cheese ap is now the third best selling application.
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The Squeaky Cheese Ape is the only primate indigenous to Wisconsin.
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Squeaky Cheese came in third in the 2007 Kentucky Derby. He was retired shortly after and now is getting a stud fee of about $150,000.
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Squeaky Cheese was a short lived CBS children's show that was broadcast from November 1966 till March 1967.
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Squeaky Cheese was Harry Connick Jr.'s childhood nickname.
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Squeaky Cheese was Squeaky Fromme's maiden name.
So many bugs, so little time.
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15 consecutive posts referring to Squeaky Cheese and we get double discount coupons.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Squeaky cheese...it's what's <squeak> for dinner.
So many bugs, so little time.
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NEWSFLASH: Fritz "Squeaky Cheese" Mahogany has been taken into custardy (nom nom nom) and is being drilled for information. The latest tactic is fondu-boarding.
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Never use WD-40 on squeaky cheese because it is a solvent instead use pure mink oil.
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The Chinese believe that when the Universe is lacking in lube it has been known to give off squeaky cheese. Either that or get a really bad rash.
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The future course of the US Space Program should be, to a first approximation, straight up. Sideways would tend to take out too many pedestrians, and down involves getting through several thousand miles of very warm rocks.
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