Forty-three consecutive losing season does not make a team "losers". The correct term is victoriously challenged.
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Forty-three consecutive losing season does not make a team "losers". The correct term is victoriously challenged.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The only real losers in this case are the sponsors.
Stay strong sports fans!
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The word "season" is now both singular and plural, by the way. I hope everyone got the memo earlier today.
So many bugs, so little time.
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That we did Sir.
There are few better feelings than being vicariously victorious. And all of those things also begin with the letter v and are brought to you by the number 8.
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Yetis cannot be found in the Himalayas because they don't like winter; they've all moved to Key West. There, they just fit in.
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A new organization has formed called "PITA" - People for the Intestinal Treatment of Animals. They advocate proper digestive techniques for meat.
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The Moon was formed in an explosion at the Large Cheddar Collider (LCC) in Lucerne, Switzerland.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The reason there are no crop circles on the Moon is because of the excessive cost of raising wheat and corn there.
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Just as rice is normally grown in flooded fields here on Earth to cut down on damage from pests, crops on the Moon are grown in pools of dust.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Atlantis is actually the continent of Australia but smart aboriginals changed the name years ago to fool the early tourists.
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There are Martians here, disguised as Chuck Norris.
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Rice ("Armstrong short grain" being the benchmark) is currently trading on the Lunar City Mercantile Exchange for 17.3 Quatloos per bushel.
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Sobriety disqualifies anyone from the post as supreme coffee overlord of the Moon.
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One conspiracy theory about Apollo 13 is that the expresso machine on board failed and the astronauts refused to complete the mission without it.
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"That's one small expresso for man, one grande mochachino for mankind."Originally Posted by DukePaul
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Nope.One conspiracy theory about Apollo 13 is that the expresso machine on board failed and the astronauts refused to complete the mission without it.
They were text messaging when the command to stir the cryo tanks came; someone reached for the wrong toggle while staring at his BlackBerry screen. That's what got them into trouble (why am I not surprised??).
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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My efforts at intra-office communication using blackberries is resulting in increased drycleaning bills and more than a few surly looks.
Run! The boss is coming...
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Live escargot sushi, invented by NeoWatcher, is the latest food craze in Iowa.
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The new fashion status symbol seems to be the monopants and the style called "hoppin" With the pants legs sewed together one must hop to move around. This somewhat loud style, especially on hardwood floors, has catch on quickly.
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I'm glad you asked these questions, peteshimmon.
First of all, Meg Ryan was one of the more notable American baseball pitchers. She holds the record for number of strikeouts and lowest ERA.
About Robinson, I have no idea. He's rather slippery, isn't he? I consider him to be more of an enigma than anything else. Maybe a Cheshire cat would be more appropriate?
So many bugs, so little time.
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cat good
me like cat
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The increasing quantum tunneling of post-memes from one thread to another is starting to destablize the space-time continuum in the Fun-n-Games forum. At this rate of increase, we could experience complete tread destabilization in less than 12 hours.
I suggest that we begin the evacuation of the lower threads, at least until we can get the bio-linear temporal stabilizer on-line.
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me not understand talking frog
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talking frog has the timing all wrong; Fun-n-Games isn't going to collapse until the third quarter of 2012.
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blue thing pretty
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ROFL!...
On December 3rd of every year, Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola switch bottles at their factories. On that day Pepsi's into Coke and Coke is into Pepsi. Scary huh?
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Let's party like its 2013!
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Due to the increasingly polluted air of Beijing, a company is now selling space suits for dogs. DukePaul is the CEO.
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I give bubble gum to dogs as treats. It stops people from blaming the dog.
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