Phil Plait himself will be played by Jackie Chan.
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Phil Plait himself will be played by Jackie Chan.
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And then, in 2013, there will be Angelina Jolie's one woman Broadway show, Bad Astronomy: The Opera, where she will play all parts, including playing all the instruments in the orchestra, while she teaches her 27 kids (and Brad) the wonders of the Universe in 17 part harmony.
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Morris Glentershcmidt of Berlin, Germany, is 11 years old today. Happy birthday Morris.
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The West Dakota House of Lords has passed a bill making it illegal for eagles to steal ribbons.
I've also lost the kee mao pad for my Thai mouse.
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There are 23.72 minute delays on the Lavender Line and the Number 73 Crosstown Connector because of a dead Ankylosaurid on the express track at 23rd Street. Travellers are adviced to think good thoughts and to make sure they are getting enough vitamin C.
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The last time I looked, I didn't like what I saw.
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Given what I do know about dinosaurs and their droppings it sounds like they're probably actually fairly major delays.Originally Posted by Swift
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I don't think Spoons' new signature is funny in any way and it doesn't remind at all of the quote "Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't stupidity get us out".What I lack in smarts I make up in stupidity.
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By the way, the un-use of double, triple, or even quadruple negatives to not present an actual fact by not disguising it as an Untrue Fact is absolutely not 100% not allowed in some other thread but not this one. No way.
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"Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't stupidity get us out?"
Percy B. Funkmire, at the Great Peanut Butter Wrestling Sit-in of 1935, right? What do I win?
I believe stupidity did prevail, using baby ferrets to lick the peanut butter from the roof of their mouths just in time for the evening-wear presentations.
BTW - why is it called the roof of one's mouth? Shouldn't it be the ceiling?
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I have the Funk. The real stuff, not a cheap imitation. $2.99/lb.
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I offer a trade for the original Robin cape from Batman, the tv series. Don't mind the 'dairy' artifacts - that's called value adding.
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Because you observe it from above, like a roof, when you swivel your eyes down and look into the top of your mouth. If your eyes were below your mouth and you looked up, it would be the ceiling.
By the way, the bottom part, where your tongue sits, isn't called the floor; its called the undercarriage. No one knows why.
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The bottom part of my mouth is called the tongue. However, my chiropractor calls the bottom part of my mouth, "Keep it shut."
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Everything was fine until they landed those men on the moon.
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Yeah, those two guys from Apollo 16 ruined everything. Stop at lucky 15, that's what I always say.
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And then, to add insult to injury, they left behind all that stuff that's still on the moon. We leave our trash everywhere. (Remember, this is untrue facts).
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I left my heart in San Francisco.
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If memory serves, this makes you eligible for a lucrative career in human resources....
So many bugs, so little time.
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Rimshot
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There are some things that make you wonder why? Yo-yos come to mind.
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Lucretius' poem De Redrum Natura was the basis for Stephen King's The Shining.
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Wallendorf's poem, "Revenge" was the basis for Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven".
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My third grade poem on trees was the basis for Section 147, Paragraphs 251 to 263, of the State of New Mexico's tax code.
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I am so proud. With this post, it will be the first time in this thread that I get the first post on a page.
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I can still travel by air, but after the witchcraft trials I have to use a plane.
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This is why I had to stop getting you to pick up the pizzas. We're swimming in it... more bbq sauce than reasonable for a leather couch.
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The study of the impact of wireless communications on organisms is called cellular biology.
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A Chinese knockoff of the iPod has been introduced, known as the psuedoPod.
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