I have just received in the mail my new copy of the Mongolian Edition of Camels Gone Wild.
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I have just received in the mail my new copy of the Mongolian Edition of Camels Gone Wild.
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I want to know why dwarf planets aren't named Sleepy, Dopey, Sleezy, Horny, Creepy and like that.
Or Walt. That would be genuinely weird.
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Originally Posted by Spoons
I preferred the Peruvian Edition of Llamas Gone Wild.
All black holes lead to Willie Wonka's chocolate river.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Ah, the not-so-secret Illuminati Handbook!
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I think you're thinking of the Illamanaughty.
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On certain other discussion boards, those terms are one and the same....
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This is your moderator speaking.
I just wanted to let those of you on the left side of the thread know that if you look out you'll get a lovely view of the Grand Canyon.
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Dang these aisle seats! Oh, well. At least there's still a beverage service. Service. They have service in tennis, too. That makes me nervous for some reason.
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I still haven't gotten my omelet.
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RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
All Hands to Action Stations!
Standby to go to condition OH
All chefs to the kitchen STAT!
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Stand down....here is the omelette.
ETA: Of course, now I have to cook something else for the Post Your Dinner thread.
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I really like those glass-bottom planes Delta is using in Florida.
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Ahh, thank you. I especially appreciate the sparegrass.Stand down....here is the omelette.
ETA: Of course, now I have to cook something else for the Post Your Dinner thread.
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Unless it's a still from "Omelettes in Bondage"
Last edited by mike alexander; 2010-Jan-25 at 08:39 PM. Reason: more stuff
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The urologist who performed the vasectomy for a certain politician and former candidate for the presidential nomination is being sued.
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"Omelettes in Bondage" was an off-Broadway play, written by playwright Marvin L'oeuf, which ran for about 2 weeks in May of 1974.
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Hey, I saw that! It was a double feature with "Starlight Express."
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Which was the toast of the town.
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Breakfast is served all day here on BAUT.
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My morning orange juice tasted suspiciously like coffee today.
Did you know they now refuse to serve you at the Golden Arches if you're not wearing headgear?
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The Golden Arches National Monument, located in downtown Jackson, Tennessee is the least visited urban national monument.
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But it did earn the distinction of having a Johnny Cash song written in it's honour.
Or honor, if you're that way inclined.
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The most popular male baby name for 2009 was Boutros Boutros.
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Surprisingly, it was also the most popular female baby name too.
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It's also my favourite new liqueur.
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British citizens must salute at the mention of petrol.
This is in honor of Robert Baden-Octane-Sugarbush, who established the merit badge system of antiknock fuel ratings.
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Traditional dictates that today is the day when all Australians worldwide are called to action: to get drunk, irate and punch on with a platypus.
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Platypus punch actually contains beetles and not the famous monotreme. It is a traditional drink in the Rocky Mountains of North America. I kid ya not.
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Platypus Punch is the latest TV offering from Nick Jr. the branch of the cable network Nickelodeon, which caters to the 1 to 3 year old viewers. Its full of sounds and colors; does it really matter about the story arc and the character development?
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This is a bit off-topic, but the movie rights to Arthur Byron Cover's Platypus of Doom and Other Nihilists have been purchased by Adam Sandler. He will likely play the lead character. Angelina Jolie has been rumored for the part of Aardvark of Despair.
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My toes turn varying shades of blue when it's precisely 54.3 degrees F.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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