Marjorie and Morph were conjoined twins. Alas, the 16th and 17th children, Cacha, and Tygre, died in infancy.
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Take an Untrue Fact: the thread that never sleeps, never blinks and never, ever closes.
So many bugs, so little time.
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It's like Denny's; full of fat and bad for you, but ohhhh, so yummy.
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Woo-hoo! I've received a merit pay raise in recognition for my posting here on BAUT!
So many bugs, so little time.
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To keep up with the times, the CW Post Company is changing its name to the FT Post Company.
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I took an untrue fact once, but since I was a juvenile at the time the records are sealed.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Going too far is never enough.
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The disintegration of Al Queda is pretty soon.
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The Duchy of Fenwick has only its Navy, which has an air squadron, Marine battalion and Medical corps, to handle all its military needs; their navy has the world's smallest nuclear powered ship, the Corvette FNS Duchess.
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Switzerland has the world's strongest navy.
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The navy bean is named after Jebediah Navy, the farmer who first found them as a weed growing in his field.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The 2013 BMW Luft will be the world's first mass-produced flying car. It will cruise at 400 kph horizontally and up to 300 kph vertically (down the gravity gradient).
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Senator Richard Kuradiloll, I-West Dakota, has sponsored legislation that would mandate that the TSA place Plasmodium malariae onto the no-fly list, to prevent the infiltration of this protist tool of terror into the US.
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The ATM section will be shutting down due to a shortage of Untrue Facts.
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The Oort Cloud is the owner of the left glove from the OJ case.
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In the US Congress, Apple became the first corporation to formally sponsor a bill, adding a 30 second preamble about the iPhone 4G to a measure allocating relief to flood victims.
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Sleeping was first invented by Benjamin Franklin in 1767.
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LOXUP: Lots Of Xenophobic Unaffiliated Patriots.Originally Posted by swampyankee
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Supergeuse could go Betelnova!
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