Everybody who believes they are a reincarnated person always report having been a dishwasher or scullery maid or slave or night watchman.
Established Member
Everybody who believes they are a reincarnated person always report having been a dishwasher or scullery maid or slave or night watchman.
Administrator
I was a BAUT moderator in another life.
Established Member
In a past life, I was a moderator at the Parthenon Bulletin Board. It was actually a thread by OlympusMan saying that he would prove that the gods had never been to Mount Olympus that caused the building to be destroyed. I've been scared to moderate in every life since then.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Order of Kilopi
The public school system did a great job of giving me a balanced, well-rounded education.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Administrator
Dr. Herman Plink was the first educator to advocate "round" as the proper shape for an education. In the Middle Ages, most monks considered the triangle to be the proper shape for an education.
Honored Member
Stale matter can be freshened up my running it through a supernova.
Honored Member
The current issue of HAARP Magazine finally explains how the device will be used to control minds all over the world.
Order of Kilopi
Order of Kilopi
And a cup of its delicious tea can provide enough Brownian motion to shift a hostess' undergarments 3 feet to the left.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Order of Kilopi
Honored Member
NASA has announced that its next manned space initiative will be an expedition to Russel's Teapot. NASA chief Dr. Costas Overunn said "We finally have a goal that allows us to get a nice cup of tea at the destination. And we WILL beat the English there. Hah!"
The head of England's Space Programme did not respond, since England doesn't really have a Space Programme, all funds for such having been diverted to Queue Management.
Order of Kilopi
The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arabian Proverb)
Administrator
When Aesop wasn't creating fables, he worked part time as a plumber. He combined these interests only once, in his story "How the snake removed the clog from the toilet".
Order of Kilopi
And thus clog dancing was invented.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Established Member
Haarp will never control my mind.
...never control my mind.
...never mind. (does Zombie walk)
Order of Kilopi
Breaking News: Officials report the collapse of a large quote mine in rural Maryland today. Several well-known pundits and a score of Internet trolls are feared trapped. More details as they develop.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
And many more pundits and trolls are feared to be free.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Administrator
Thank goodness, for a moment I thought you said a "large quote mime" and I was pretty terrified.Originally Posted by ABR.
Order of Kilopi
The world's largest employer of quote mimes is the US Government. They use the specialized mimes to act out scenes from redacted documents.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
On a related note...before reaching the height of his career, the world's most famous mime was merely Marcel Marceauceau.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
To snake out ones S-bend is a colloquial term for indoor skeet-shooting.
Administrator
Cairina skeetoris, the Western Rose-breasted skeet, has been placed on the endangered species list. It is indigenous to parts of Montana, North Dakota, and Alberta.
Order of Kilopi
I ran out of untrue facts.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Administrator
You are obviously not getting enough 24/7 news programs. I'll write you a prescription; you can have it filled with your local satellite or cable provider.
Administrator
Neutron Star brand Orange Juice Concentrate - Add water to make 1.672 x 1017 liters of juice.
Honored Member
Asteroid 2011 Popkornis has been found by spectroscopic analysis to be composed mainly of crunch peanut butter. If it can be successfully mined, worries about 'Peak Peanut Butter' will be put off for a thousand years.
Administrator
Futures for quotes closed sharply higher today on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, from fears of a quote shortage, following the disaster in Maryland. Prices for benchmark US Dept. of Education Grade 1 "Shakespeare" quotes rose to $7.375 per kilomeme, up 16.37% since last week.
Honored Member
A spokesman for the government said, "................"
Meanwhile, Republicrats blamed the Democans for strictly enforcing lax rules covering quotes in quotes, or "Quotes". The latter shot back, causing the former to duck.
Moderator
Oh yeah. She was a fine girl. She go up in the morning...
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"This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius
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I wish to file a complaint about a Moderator using a picture of a frog as an avatar. This is a clear and present insult to French people, and it should be infarcted.
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"Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
"This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius
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