Ooo, my turn to be a geek!
Originally Posted by tracer
Polyyphemus would make something approaching sense. He was the Cyclops Odysseus blinded in the Odyssey. I can even make an incredibly contrived mythological explanation for a connection between him and Pandora, thought it would be incredibly contrived.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"