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  1. #481
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    Not an easy task! My party hat is still "setting". I made a mold with jagermeister and Jello.

  2. #482
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    Pro-tip: If you keep licking the mold it'll never set, but it'll enable you to kiss the sky.

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    Went up the hill, HEY!
    Reached the crown, HEY!
    Fetched the water, HEY!
    Brought it down, HEY!

    Lets be brief, simple, clear, straightforward,
    open and correct!

    And dont be silly.

    I dunno...

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    Hmmm. Decisions decisions. .....gotta run to the fridge.

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    Hmmmm...... let's see; this morning's coffee... check.
    One drink shaker..... check .
    Three ice cubes ........ check .
    Two tablespoons of autocrat coffee syrup .... check .
    A little half and half ....... check .
    Combine ingredients in shaker . Place appropriate glass on top .
    Think of Jack Kennedy and shake with ' great vigor ' .
    Pour into tall, cold glass .
    Take in the view .
    It must be summer in New England .

  6. #486
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    Five is right out!
    Three is the number.

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    " And.... the number of the counting shall be Three . Neither shall thou count to two but rather continue counting to three."

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    The Holy Handgrenade of Anti-Ogg. Also useful against witches.
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    "Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa
    "Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
    "This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius

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  9. #489
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    Your Holy Handgrenade of Anti-Ogg is no match for my Concrete Donkey.

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    "Pitche la vache!"
    "Qoi?"
    "Pitche la Vache."
    " Ah! Oui ! "
    THWANG !!!!!

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    'Tis but a scratch!
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    "This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius

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    The dorkiness meter just pegged out.

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    " When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high. An don't be afraid of the dark.
    At the end of a storm , there's a golden sky .... and the sweet silver song of a lark. "

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    Yeah...what a great carousel this Planet is!

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    post

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    I want a shrubbery! Otherwise you will not pass through this wood alive.

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    "Then..... you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.... WITH..... A HERRING !!! "

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    We shall do no such thing...!
    Oh! Please!
    Cut down a tree with a herring, it can't be done.
    Arggh, ohh! ohh!

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    NI!
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    "This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius

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    " Bravely bold Sir Robin..... brought forth from Camelot . He was not afraid to die. Oh ! Brave Sir Robin . He was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave , brave! Brave Sir Robin ! ..........."

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    I think it might be time for something completely different???? Or maybe not!

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    Then I want some cookies.
    Oh, alright; I'll make them myself if that's going to be faster.

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    I made some yummy chocolate chip muffins last week, didn't take that long to make or go either.

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    In this picture we cannot see Miss chrissy from Darkside rd 1, Co Durham, England. She has cleverly hidden herself behind a stack of cookies. Well done, miss chrissy! Stand up, please!
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    I am here.....

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    That is SO cool !!! LOL

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    MWHAHAHAHAHA!

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    We can't compete with that stuff! Well, I'll try.........

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    AHRRRRRRRRGG..CHOMP CHOMP

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    *LOL*


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    Quote Originally Posted by chrissy View Post
    I am here.....
    !!!!

    She turned me into a newt!*

    *) ... I got better.
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