Not an easy task! My party hat is still "setting". I made a mold with jagermeister and Jello.
Not an easy task! My party hat is still "setting". I made a mold with jagermeister and Jello.
Pro-tip: If you keep licking the mold it'll never set, but it'll enable you to kiss the sky.
Went up the hill, HEY!
Reached the crown, HEY!
Fetched the water, HEY!
Brought it down, HEY!
Lets be brief, simple, clear, straightforward,
open and correct!
And dont be silly.
I dunno...
Hmmm. Decisions decisions. .....gotta run to the fridge.
Hmmmm...... let's see; this morning's coffee... check.
One drink shaker..... check .
Three ice cubes ........ check .
Two tablespoons of autocrat coffee syrup .... check .
A little half and half ....... check .
Combine ingredients in shaker . Place appropriate glass on top .
Think of Jack Kennedy and shake with ' great vigor ' .
Pour into tall, cold glass .
Take in the view .
It must be summer in New England .
" And.... the number of the counting shall be Three . Neither shall thou count to two but rather continue counting to three."
The Holy Handgrenade of Anti-Ogg. Also useful against witches.
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"This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius
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Your Holy Handgrenade of Anti-Ogg is no match for my Concrete Donkey.
"Pitche la vache!"
"Qoi?"
"Pitche la Vache."
" Ah! Oui ! "
THWANG !!!!!
'Tis but a scratch!
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The dorkiness meter just pegged out.![]()
" When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high. An don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm , there's a golden sky .... and the sweet silver song of a lark. "
Yeah...what a great carousel this Planet is!
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I want a shrubbery! Otherwise you will not pass through this wood alive.
"Then..... you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.... WITH..... A HERRING !!! "
We shall do no such thing...!
Oh! Please!
Cut down a tree with a herring, it can't be done.
Arggh, ohh! ohh!
NI!
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" Bravely bold Sir Robin..... brought forth from Camelot . He was not afraid to die. Oh ! Brave Sir Robin . He was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave , brave! Brave Sir Robin ! ..........."
I think it might be time for something completely different???? Or maybe not!
Then I want some cookies.
Oh, alright; I'll make them myself if that's going to be faster.![]()
I made some yummy chocolate chip muffins last week, didn't take that long to make or go either.![]()
In this picture we cannot see Miss chrissy from Darkside rd 1, Co Durham, England. She has cleverly hidden herself behind a stack of cookies. Well done, miss chrissy! Stand up, please!
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I am here.....![]()
That is SO cool !!!LOL
MWHAHAHAHAHA!![]()
We can't compete with that stuff! Well, I'll try.........
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AHRRRRRRRRGG..CHOMP CHOMP
*LOL*
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