So, whats new with Nancy?

[Kebsis]

Still crazy, huh? eh.

I haven't followed the PX forum for awhile and was wondering if anything interesting happened in the last couple of months.

Thanks.

[ToSeek]

Same old, same old. She's now saying that Mars wasn't next to the Moon Wednesday night even though I and many other people saw it there, and that it's hard to tell whether the Earth has reversed in its orbit or not.

[Sammy]

To me, the latest Zetababble highlights Nancy's growing problems and her frustration with the fact that nothing is happening. She trumpeted the ** about the Earth's stopping and reversing it's orbital path (impossible, of course); now she has to back off, saying you can't really observe the effects. Yeah, since it didn't happen and there are no effects to observe.

A new version of "Heads, I win; tails you lose." #-o

[Xbalanque]

They are held to their obits by the gravity pull of the Sun, swept into their orbits by the Sweeping Arms of the Sun, and prevented from lifting or dropping too much in their Orbital Planes by the ever present particle flows returning to the Sun’s middle from where they emitted at the Sun’s poles, the reason for all the planets lining up in the Sun’s Ecliptic in the first place like the rings around Saturn.

Wow. It's almost like she's using a random phrase generator to create these completely nonsensical sentences. A gold star for anyone who could actually diagram this mess.

[Earthbound]

I think its medication time for ole Nance. She should just walk away because nothing she does now can rehab her PX fairy tale. Just another Loon calling out into the darkness.

[Ut]

Wow, that's pretty amazing. The Earth may or may not be going backwards in its orbit because the sun may or may not be rising higher or lower than people expect. I could give a more convincing argument that the Pope is really Santa Claus. Way to back up your views, Nancy.

Ok, I'm reading the page ToSeek linked to, and I see that Venus, because it's so big -- as big as the Earth, even -- will not collide with PX due to the repulsion force (of what, she doesn't say this time). The impression I get from this, then, is that we have absolutely nothing to fear from Nancy's Planet X. We've already bounced, and that's the worst it can do, it seems.

And if Mars wasn't near the Moon, where was it?

[Bill Dunaway]

I've had a slight cold this week. Could that be due to the orbit reversal? Should I email Nancy and tell her this amazing proof?

[Swift]

They are held to their obits by the gravity pull of the Sun, swept into their orbits by the Sweeping Arms of the Sun, and prevented from lifting or dropping too much in their Orbital Planes by the ever present particle flows returning to the Sun’s middle from where they emitted at the Sun’s poles, the reason for all the planets lining up in the Sun’s Ecliptic in the first place like the rings around Saturn.

Wow. It's almost like she's using a random phrase generator to create these completely nonsensical sentences. A gold star for anyone who could actually diagram this mess.

What a great idea! We need a Wacky Planet X statement generator. I did some searching and couldn't find that exactly, but I did find a poetry generator:
http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/
With some editing of the word set, I generated these:

The Zetas' Agony

Nancy holds meetings on voluptuous abandonment.
Venus reverses direction poodle rapture.
The sunset aches for dog Starbursts.
The Earth shines like purple spit.

The ocean bathes in Planet X's madness.
Shall not the moon reverse poles virgin magnetic fields?
A wanderer orbits wanton arms.
Will not my sweetheart emanate the gravity of Eternity's agony?

Nancy's Bananas

The sun erupts with steaming abandonment.
The night emanates the ecstasy of fermented magnetic fields.
Heaven's lust!
Venus aches for poodle residue.

Planet X reverses poles the Starbursts of velvet agony.
The ocean orbits my sweetheart's rapture.
Nancy quivers in frozen delight,
While the moon holds meetings on luscious madness.

Nancy's Residue

The desert erupts with Planet X's abandonment.
Venus reverses direction the residue of steaming gravity.
The sun holds meetings on the agony of raw madness.
Shall not my sweetheart fiddle with the bananas of the night's Starbursts?

The sunset gets addicted to the spit of voluptuous ecstasy,
And a wanderer embraces the ocean's arms.
Nancy shines like frozen delight.
Oh, how Eternity collides fermented rapture!

[Xbalanque]

Getting there, but not quite. Those poems make much more sense and are far more grammatically correct than anything Lieder has ever said.

[Maksutov]

Same old, same old. She's now saying that Mars wasn't next to the Moon Wednesday night even though I and many other people saw it there, and that it's hard to tell whether the Earth has reversed in its orbit or not.

Not only did we see it, some of us photographed it!

No wonder she stays indoors and refuses to look at the night sky. :roll:

[ToSeek]

No wonder she stays indoors and refuses to look at the night sky. :roll:

Stop the presses - Nancy goes out and takes a look!! (Warning: GLP thread)

I also looked, on the 25th and 26th, and found NO Mars or even a bright star in the vicinity.

This has to be a first!

[Xbalanque]

From further down on that same thread:

> Have been studying lots about this X factor
> and think that there is some evidence of it
> arriving around 2012-2013

You´re fiddling with theories and math while is it DROPPING on your HEAD? What do you think the quake, derailing trains, collapsing buildings, exploding gas lines, breaking water mains, out of phase moon, and a zillion other phenomena to say nothing of the Second Sun seem by gazillions is all about!

Wow, talk about head in the sand.

She still insists it won't be 2012, but that it will be "any day now."

:roll:

[Ut]

The Moon is out of phase? With what? And by how much?

[AGN Fuel]

Stop the presses - Nancy goes out and takes a look!! (Warning: GLP thread)

Well thank you very much, ToSeek. I clicked the link before I read your warning and suddenly found myself immersed in a great big pile of GLooP.

(And my therapist said I had been making such progress too..... #-o )

[ToSeek]

Should I do

Warning: GLP thread

in future?

[AGN Fuel]

Should I do

Warning: GLP thread

in future?

Much better! =D>

[John Jones]

They are held to their obits by the gravity pull of the Sun, swept into their orbits by the Sweeping Arms of the Sun, and prevented from lifting or dropping too much in their Orbital Planes by the ever present particle flows returning to the Sun’s middle from where they emitted at the Sun’s poles, the reason for all the planets lining up in the Sun’s Ecliptic in the first place like the rings around Saturn.

Wow. It's almost like she's using a random phrase generator to create these completely nonsensical sentences. A gold star for anyone who could actually diagram this mess.

I´m not the only one who has noticed that when you ask Nancy a straightforward question, she responds with dozens of lines of incomprehensible gibberish unrelated to your question.

Some psychiatrically challenged Zeta is channelling all this stuff to her. The data is corrupt at it´s source! That explains everything. She is a mouthpiece for an interstellar street person.

I propose that we all ask Nancy to channel a different Zeta - hopefully one who doesn´t sleep outdoors on urine-soaked cardboard boxes many light-years away.

If we all do this, maybe she´ll listen and find someone "out there" who will help her, us, and the obviously psychotic Zeta she´s been enabling these many years.

Nancy, what do you say?

[Maksutov]

They are held to their obits by the gravity pull of the Sun, swept into their orbits by the Sweeping Arms of the Sun, and prevented from lifting or dropping too much in their Orbital Planes by the ever present particle flows returning to the Sun’s middle from where they emitted at the Sun’s poles, the reason for all the planets lining up in the Sun’s Ecliptic in the first place like the rings around Saturn.

Wow. It's almost like she's using a random phrase generator to create these completely nonsensical sentences. A gold star for anyone who could actually diagram this mess.

I´m not the only one who has noticed that when you ask Nancy a straightforward question, she responds with dozens of lines of incomprehensible gibberish unrelated to your question.

Some psychiatrically challenged Zeta is channelling all this stuff to her. The data is corrupt at it´s source! That explains everything. She is a mouthpiece for an interstellar street person.

I propose that we all ask Nancy to channel a different Zeta - hopefully one who doesn´t sleep outdoors on urine-soaked cardboard boxes many light-years away.

If we all do this, maybe she´ll listen and find someone "out there" who will help her, us, and the obviously psychotic Zeta she´s been enabling these many years.

Nancy, what do you say?

Just suppose that a ship full of urine-soaked Zetas actually landed near the residence of a BABB member. I can see one Zeta staggering out, and in a nearly unintelligible voice says "Take me to your Lieder" at which point the BABBer immediately directs the whole motley crew to North Freedom, Wisconsin!

[The Bad Astronomer]

I think this has strayed far enough into ad hominem. This is an astronomy board, folks. Can we leave this kind of stuff off?