My Vow for 2010
I was hoping for a visit from Claus
Thinking I had earned it truly because
I've been good all year long
Rarely did anything wrong
But it seems I broke some petty old laws
I'll never go falconing again
Not even sneaking about now and then
The big fuss that was made
'Bout some pets in a glade
Has left so empty the tree in my den
So be certain to avoid my sad fate
Noble yet irksome hobbies can wait
Til next year's bounty comes
Keep urges under thumb
Then cry havok and woe unto the bait
Merry(?) Christmas 2009,
-Hlafordlaes
Calm down, have some dip. - George Carlin