There are no mince pies left...
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There are no mince pies left...
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Gillianren starts using txt speak
eta: or did someone already say that?
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... when they throw you out of the soup kitchen to improve the decor.
... when the barber says, "Well, I could spit shine, otherwise, whadidya come in for?"
... when hell freezes over and you still don't get promoted past assistant janitor, night shift temp, basement public latrine dutyist at the rail station.
Calm down, have some dip. - George Carlin
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... Robinson concedes defeat in the Last to Post thread.
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...you wake up see the daisies from the bottom.
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Haha. Funny man, you're a funny man!Originally Posted by Spoons
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When spambots decide your board is just not worth the candle
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when all the snow melts in the UK and it floods over!
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...or you wake up and you are a daisy ...
worse - a bowl of petunias ...
not again!
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Worst - a buttercup ......or you wake up and you are a daisy ...
worse - a bowl of petunias ...
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Even worsers....a Dandylion!
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Or under the dandylion as a Scarabaeinae.
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When there are no car insurance commercials on any of the channels or when the ex-IRS agents now tax accountants refuse to do your IRS tax work, you know the end is near.
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When everybody's mobile phone ring tone miraculously changes to Kenny Loggins tracks.
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When chocolate chip cookies are banned in every nation, under threat of death if you make another batch ever.
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Actually, I think that is an example of "when you wish it was doomsday", rather than "you know its doomsday".When chocolate chip cookies are banned in every nation, under threat of death if you make another batch ever.
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When the Salvation Army issues assault rifles for civilian pacification street sweeps during Christmas.
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Yeah.My allergy to doomsday is showing.
Hmmmm, will try to think of a real example.
Okay, I know it's doomsday when I no longer like orange.
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Hi!Okay, I know it's doomsday when I no longer like orange.
I don't know about doomsday, but you know it's doomsyear when it's 1993.
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When you spy Santa off on the side of road roasting a large hunk of reindeer meat over a oil drum fire.
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when pi=3
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When the organization called PETTA is formed: People for the Ethical Treatment of Toy Animals. No longer will it be allowed to use steel needles to sew up toy animals without anesthesia. Mr. Monkey or Mr. Bear will receive immediate emergency care if an eye or ear is pulled off and the offending child will wear an ankle bracelet. Toy ducks shall have full bath tubs available to them at all times and all toy pets shall be permitted and tagged by the local city or county government authorities.
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When people on the Internet become real.
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key lime pie is the ONLY pie
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That wouldn't be a very terrible doomsday. I mean I'd miss cherry and apple and peach, but I think I could mange to go on. I guess that means I'm a survivor!
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When an invading king called William wants to know how much land you have and what you have on it.
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YKID when all the ice melts.
And when it does, what will Iceland then be renamed as...?
NoICELAND......?
Niceland (abbreviated)....
or....just.... 'Land'?
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