I only eat peanut butter in cookies. I don't like . . . call it preserved fruit spread, which covers all the variations, and I burned out on peanut butter and honey by the time I got through elementary school.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"