Sneaky and predatory?Originally Posted by Swift
That explains the CEO of our company.
Established Member
Sneaky and predatory?That explains the CEO of our company.
Administrator
The Ferrets got the silver in the 4x100 meter slither. The Snakes took the gold, with rattler "running" the final leg, and Used Car Salesmen took the bronze.
Order of Kilopi
Discarded script.
Kirk. Gentlemen, why is there a ferret in
my quarters?
Spock. I found it in my quarters last night
captain. Nibbling my ears while I defragged.
Kirk. Defragged?
Spock. You call it dreaming.
Kirk. Well I see there is a Pest control
officer in the crew manifest so call him in.
McKoy. He's dead Jim.
Kirk. Why?
McKoy. The ferret found his pet Tribbles.
He could not take it.
Kirk. Well put it in the brig.
Spock. The bars are not close enough.
Kirk. Checkov, you take it.
Checkov. No captain.
Kirk. Sulu, you take it.
Sulu. No captain.
Kirk. Scotty, you take it.
Scotty. It found my supply of Teachers
last time. No captain.
Kirk. This is mutiny!
Spock. No captain, self preservation.
Established Member
There's a lovely ferret planet
colored green and colored blue
There a partridge in a pear tree
makes some ferrets wash their doo
There's a jungle and a forest
and a place called How do you Do?
There the food is mainly rye bread
which they use to build canoes
Order of Kilopi
Mars Needs Ferrets
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Established Member
Sign up to be the first ferret on Mars and you'll receive a coupon book with values in savings totaling 9 million dollars.
Order of Kilopi
Ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret
ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret
ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret ferret
ferret ferret ferret Zzzzzz...
Administrator
Will children born in 2012 likely see the conclusion of this thread? Discuss.
Order of Kilopi
Will ferrets born in 2012 have discus starships threaded to a likely confusion?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Established Member
This thread used to bother me until I was surgically altered by ferrets.
Administrator
I'm confused by your statement.
Does that mean that ferrets were the surgeons for alterations done to your body. Or does that mean ferrets were surgically attached to your body? Or both?
Order of Kilopi
He could have said "surgically altered with
ferrets"
Then SWIFT would ask surgery along with surgery
on ferrets or surgery attaching ferrets.
Yabba yabba.
Order of Kilopi
" Got to be very specific . "
Established Member
We're all grownups and should think for ourselves without having to be told every detail. That's how surgery works.
Administrator
I don't want to think for myself and I'm going to hold my breath and stamp my feet until someone thinks for me.
Established Member
the qualification FRS (ferret of the royal college of sturgeons) is highly prized and takes years to achieve, in fact longer than the average lifespan of ferrets, so beware of any young ferret sturgeons, you may smell a rat.
Order of Kilopi
In California, ferrets may perform colonoscopies provided they are board certified and that they wear latex claw guards while working because, well, OUCH!
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
All right! All right!
Calm down. I will do your thinking for you.
Order of Kilopi
And here I've been doing it wrong all these years!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Established Member
A small town hospital feared losing its talent since they had nothing to do and were getting bored. To keep them entertained it got a Wii, an X-Box and a ping pong table for the break room. The staff played Wii. They played X-Box and they played ping pong, but they felt unfulfilled. They had chosen medicine as their profession to save lives, and they let admin know that it had better start providing them with such opportunities. Next day the break room had a trampoline.
Administrator
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW
Established Member
for a ferret colonoscopy,
I paid a very handsome fee,
In dollars,
and in hollers,
but the ferret would have done it free!
Order of Kilopi
TMI, dude.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Administrator
I fail to understand what the nuclear powerplant at Three Mile Island has to do with this discussion.
Order of Kilopi
That's where the ferrets do their washing. Plenty of hot water!I fail to understand what the nuclear powerplant at Three Mile Island has to do with this discussion.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Administrator
Order of Kilopi
Funny that SWIFT did not ask hot as in
radio-active or hot as in thermally
well endowed.
Established Member
Ferrets do not find that that funny. Funny that. Ask any hot ferret.
Established Member
All ferrets are a danger to themselves and must therefore be fitted with snug bubble wrap sweaters at all times. Maybe that is why they are hot.
Established Member
At sea, in the old times, ships would communicate by flinging Very Hot Ferrets to deliver messages. Submarines had to use Very Loud Ferrets.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote