Dang! I knew I should have gone with "Well, it takes one to know one." I've just been wanting to use that line.
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Dang! I knew I should have gone with "Well, it takes one to know one." I've just been wanting to use that line.
So many bugs, so little time.
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I reckon so....<'em's pieces a spit, not no notes...>
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Ah, water music!Originally Posted by uncommonsense
I reckon so....
So many bugs, so little time.
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Liquid gold!
Form it into a puddle, slap it and enjoy the bass resonance.
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Water music?
I dunno, but I knows it when I hears it.
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Dont put us off our stoat!
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I had decided that 'stoating' sounds vaguely salacious; then I found out it refers to a method of concealed stitching.
Another fine potential word bites the dust.
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Meanwhile, Fed Chairman Ben 'Warthog' Bernanke said that as an economic boost for the winter holidays thousands of helicopters will fan out over the US to drop turkeys to people in mall parking lots.
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Oh, the humanity!
So many bugs, so little time.
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And they say turkeys can't fly
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Well, to be fair, the frozen ones need a little help to get airborne....
So many bugs, so little time.
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They don't so much fly as they do plummet
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I suppose there is always the chance as the turkeys plummet to the ground, that one will actually miss. There lies the true knack in learning to fly, you know.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Only if they find their happy thought.
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That's the hook, yes.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Carbon Footprint of turkeys dropped from
helecopters would be quite disgraceful!
Put litte parachutes on them.
And ektually stoats bite fingers rather than
dust. Or so it is reported.
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Only in the United Stoats of America.
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Turkey Dawn: Millions of turkeys parachute into a strange American backwater, where a group of teenagers mistake them for Russian shock troops and gun them down. Starring Angelina Joilie as the the candied yam.
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Sadly, and contrary to what ToSeek has said elsewhere, google certainly does not love us.
Entering "starring angelina jolie as", BAUT doesn't appear until the bottom of the 6th page.
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How annoying. Just for that I am NOT going to cast her as the Neutrino in my production of the Blegdamsvej Faust.
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She tries to present a very positive front these days anyway.
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Google is a very responcible thing! It keeps
our musings here well back in the pages.
Especially mine!
Welcome to Cyberparanoia!
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This is just the webpage equivalent of Google Maps pixelating your residence. We wouldn't want the public at large to know too much about what really goes on here at BAUT, now do we?
So many bugs, so little time.
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You mean all that sciencey stuff just being a front for our endless wacky shenanigans?
No, the people should be treated as mushrooms.
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Sliced up and sautéed in a little butter?
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How about grown in the dark on compost?
So many bugs, so little time.
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I like the culinary corollary, although the compost composite is moist compelling.
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I have invented a nuclear bayonet that shoots nerve gas. Talk about covering your options.
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Your real name is Harlan, isn't it?
So many bugs, so little time.
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All band drummers are animals!
Discuss.
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