I ferret, therefore I am.
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I ferret, therefore I am.
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I ferret.
You ferret.
He, she or it ferrets.
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I'll be watching a good interview of Gary McCord by David Ferrety tonight
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A new oversubscribed course at Hayling
University. Ferretology! Learn how to
excel at Alta Vista. And possibly more
updated vehicles.
Light vanity, insatient cormorant.
No shame, greedy pig.
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O would some power the giftie gie us,
to see ourselves as otters see us.
Ferret, ferret, spinning right
In the burrows of the night,
What immortal foot or knee
Could bring you Angelin' Jolie?
AND did those paws in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy vole of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
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Are nuclear submarines powered by sub-atomic particles?
Established Member
particular; they are too small ferret to matter, they say to matter, he say tomato, lettuce call the hole a thing off.
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What is the worst thing you can do in ferret culture?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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After a good dinner, stand up and sing "I've got a ferret sticking up my nose" slowly in the wrong key.
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Yes, that would be it.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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If muslei be the food of ferrets, eat on
wether tis nobbling the mind of others
or playing for time...
sorry, a ferret has my leg and wants this
thread bumped..
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sad, it turns out ferrets have been borrowing time, and not from the banks where thyme grows but the underworld, they made a faustian ferret packed with a fallen ferret from foregone forests forfeited fitfully finally foreclosed Friday.
So there's nothing ferret unless...........
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In future the LIBOR rates will be set
by ferrets. Any interfering fingers
will be nipped.
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In West Dakota, Emperor Pickles announced today the annexation of Lesser Kalahari. While meerkat sentinals have been barking about the danger this poses to their culture and the potential loss of identity, local celebrity Timon asked, "Who is Pickles? And where is West Dakota? Oh look! Food!" And then he darted off.
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The West Dakotan Olympic team was picked today. They only participate in three Olympic events: finding shiny objects, squirming through holes in the ground, and tennis.
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ferret ferret on the wall,
who is the fairest of them all?
of answer came there none,
it seems this ferret's done,
for.
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I suppose its the principal of the thing. Good morning, principal Ferret.
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Do ferrets live in schools, like fish? Or is it fishes?
I assume in the UK it would be Headmaster Ferret.
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If you place a group of ferrets in a closed room, at any moment half of them will be chasing the red dot.
I mentioned this well-known bit of lore and a ferret jumped all over me and began chewing me out.
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IIRC, for my Quantum Chemistry mid-term, we had to write the Hamiltonian for 7 ferrets in a 9 dimensional box. Of course, one had to assume a spherical ferret.
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Sqeek!
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The ferret pole vaulting event will take place
in the small hours. British ferrets are expected
to do really well as all other national teams have
been banned for trying to bring rocket aided poles.
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Personaly, I think the ferrets will squeek through the games.
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The ferrets beach volley ball heats have
been cancelled as we cannot drag them away
from the womans beach volley ball events.
They kept puncturing the balls anyway.
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I wish the ferrets would win a gold medal so I can hear the ferret national anthem.
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" Jose , can you squeek....? "
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A group of ferrets is called a business.Originally Posted by Swift
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That explains the CEO of our company.A group of ferrets is called a business.
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