In 1588 Philip II announced Spain's right to keep and bear Armadas, telling Elizabeth I, "Have some Armada, m'dear," shortly before his swann song off Flanders.
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In 1588 Philip II announced Spain's right to keep and bear Armadas, telling Elizabeth I, "Have some Armada, m'dear," shortly before his swann song off Flanders.
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I need to deferret to the earlier posters.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Meep!
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Ferrets form a close-knit community.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Emperor Pickles is vacating his or her position!
Parting words were "I won some money, find some
other sucker to rule around here!"
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I never knew that Emperor Pickles was of undetermined gender.
We shall search far and wide for a worthy successor. Commence the bush beating!
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Former President and Mrs Bush were treated at a Houston hospital for mild injuries today after being attacked by a group of assailants shouting, "Kenneth! Where are the ferrets?"
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Where have all the ferrets gone,
long time passing.
Where have all the ferrets gone,
long time ago.
Where have all the ferrets gone,
gone to squeaky toys, everyone.
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.
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Where have all the Angelinas gone,
long time passing.
Where have all the Angelinas gone,
long time ago.
Where have all the Angelinas gone,
gone to Brad Pitt, everyone.
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.
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To have seen a ferret is to been seen with a ferret which is as if you had been one, and thus the world has been filled by ferrets for a very long time.
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We had some green ferrets in the Army .
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Wasn't John Wayne in the movie version?Originally Posted by danscope
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Only the French version.
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I surrender.
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His nickname was " the Squeeker " .
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As I recall, he was in a movie called " Squeek River Valley ". He was great for getting into tight places.
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Ray Stevens once recorded a song about him: The Squeek
Oh yes they call him the Squeek
The fastest thing on four feet...
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A stevens ray is emitted when a body jumps from a clothed to a non-clothed state in a populated energy matrix. The pink ray's intensity, or nekkidity, is measured in ferrets/Jolie.
So many bugs, so little time.
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That post puts me in an excited state. But I have to emit, your laser wit amazes me.
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The motto of West Dakota is "The Excited State".
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Former Emperor Pickles was arrested on Key Largo, Florida, on charges of impersonating a Giant Sumatran Rat.
A spokesferret said he was just doing his impersonation of a politician.
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Kris Pickel is the new evening news anchor at the NBC TV station in Cleveland. Judging by appearances, I would guess she is a cousin of Emperor Pickles (probably dropped the 's' for some sort of ratings thing).
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Too bad she also dropped the -py. Everybody likes a nice, krispy pickel.
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Is the recipe for TV pickels similar to the recipe for refrigerator pickels?
So many bugs, so little time.
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"Refrigerator" Pickles played defensive lineman for the West Dakota Rabid Prairie Dogs 1969-1981.
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Oh, I loved the West Dakota fight song!
[to the tune of On, Wisconsin]
West Dakota, West Dakota -- Froth, Froth, Froth, Froth, FROTH!
So many bugs, so little time.
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I think she did that after her first marriage, to Robert Cream. I mean, nuts.
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Wisconsin has a fight song?!?
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"Don't freeze, go for the cheese"
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It dates back to the Great War with Minnesota.Wisconsin has a fight song?!?
So many bugs, so little time.
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