Ferret-dûr video
Administrator
Ferret-dûr video
Order of Kilopi
Hmmm...wasn't that actually "eine Ferrettür"?
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Ferret frottage is big in Japan.
Administrator
Ferret fromage is big in France.Originally Posted by Spoons
Honored Member
Ferret decoupage' is banned in West Dakota.
Established Member
It is illegal throughout the civilized world for ferrets to become farriers. In some jurisdictions, however, they may be trained and permitted to braid a horse's mane, but only if they've first learned how to knit.
Administrator
Ferrets can operate ferries, as long as they have a valid boating license.
Order of Kilopi
I wonder if ferrets tell jokes while they braid horses manes? Then they would be cheerful. And if they have cocktails at the same time, they will be quite cheerful indeed!
Established Member
Yes, ferrets respond cheerfully to one common product of fermentation, but the horses have to share some too, otherwise they get nervous about how the braiding will look.
Administrator
The BKFT forum (Bad Knitting Ferrets Today) has a Fun-n-Games thread entitled "Could cheerful astronomers be presuaded to run through tubes".
Order of Kilopi
I suspect astronomers are only cheerful after
getting the grant application and by then they
have jumped through too many hoops to be
interested.
Order of Kilopi
F-e-r-r-e-t-s
make the very best
choc-o-late.
So many bugs, so little time.
Administrator
My bologna has a first name,
It's F-E-R-R-E-T.
My bologna has a second name,
It's S-A-U-S-A-G-E.
Honored Member
B-O
N-O
M-O
Bonomo
Oh Oh Oh
It's Bonomo
Ferrets
Order of Kilopi
BAUT is a government funded cheerleading, beer heaving & ferret training facility. Meerkats need not apply.
Established Member
I've always enjoyed the beer heaving part, but some time ago one of the ferrets from Oz introduced me to McWilliams Merlot after I could no longer find the Black Swan variety in my local store, and I was quite pleased by that too. I wonder, who is training whom?
Administrator
And here I thought it was chair heaving, beer training, and ferret leading. Thanks for the correction.
Honored Member
Meekrats may apply. Proudrats are definitely out, though.
Order of Kilopi
And the Meekrats shall inherit the cheese.
Order of Kilopi
We've taken care of everything
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all and all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why....
Oh, wait. You said meerkats. Well, I don't know the rest of the lyrics for that one. Sorry. Won't happen again.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Oh, no, it wouldn't be ferret all to stop you from finishing that little ditty.
Order of Kilopi
Well, ferrets rush in where fools fear to knit, and all that.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Yes, white man say. And we know how they're always bang on the money.
Established Member
Ferrets sake - stop with the puns...
Administrator
Ferret sake is usually served at ferret body temperature: 39C.
Honored Member
Many sophisticated ferrets prefer a French pinot gigolo.
Order of Kilopi
Try the 1985 D.L. Roth pinot gigolo -- it has quite the nose.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Oh no...no no no...the snobbery of the vine
is about to invade this little corner!
Barman!... give me a mink stoat quickly!
Order of Kilopi
The meekrats shall inherit the Earth, for we will bury them in it.
Established Member
The truth about ferrets is that they are by far outpopulated by squirrels, have no connections and are never invited to dinner parties. Who cares where they're buried? No one.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote