I just wanted to be a ferret keeper when I was
smaller. Now I do not want to be a ferret keeper.
Must be a moral there.
Order of Kilopi
I just wanted to be a ferret keeper when I was
smaller. Now I do not want to be a ferret keeper.
Must be a moral there.
Administrator
There are three ages of a man: one where he wants to be a ferret keeper, one where he doesn't want to be a ferret keeper, and one where he wants to be kept as a ferret.
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The secret ingredient of Starbucks coffee is ferret milk.
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"Well, do you have any idea of what you want to do?"
"Yes, yes I have."
"What?"
"Ferret taming!"
So many bugs, so little time.
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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ferret."
.................
"Houston, we have a ferret."
Administrator
I hope you at least have the hat.Originally Posted by ABR.
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But of course! It says "Ferret Tamer" in big neon letters.
So many bugs, so little time.
Administrator
Your years of experience taming water bears should serve you well. Or at least serve you as the main entree, with a side of roasted potatoes and a lovely merlot.
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What's the only thing saving the Earth from domination by giant space water bears? Ferrets.
So many bugs, so little time.
Honored Member
Water bears?
They're these big, furry, shambly animals that eat berries, salmon and the occasional camper.
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Do the eat ferrets?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Administrator
Mostly just water ferrets, and the occasional fire ferret, but never air or earth ferrets.
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They wear speedos too. I'll have to try to find that photo I got.
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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Nobody expects the Tardigrade Inquisition!
So many bugs, so little time.
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It seems not.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Dont throw buckets at us
Dip da da dip dip
Dont stand in the mud with us
Dip da da dip dip
Dont roll in the hay too much
Dip da da dip dip
Ferrets will say wer're all prats!
Honored Member
But can tardigrades knit?
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Can ferrets encyst?
So many bugs, so little time.
Administrator
Oh, they do all the time. For example, last Tuesday, I was talking to Bob the Ferret and he encysted that I take him to the library that afternoon, as his regular ride couldn't make it. Nervy little mammal.
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The next time Bob the Ferret encysts, just pour water on him and he'll return to normal. For a ferret, that is.
So many bugs, so little time.
Honored Member
"Bob the Ferret" was a popular game in Indiana county fairs during the 1940's-1990's. I would describe it, but anyone outside Indiana would immediately call the SPCF.
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Ferrr-ret ferret walk keep ferret walk
DER-DEP-DE-DER-DER-DER
Walk about dings you like to do
If you dont have a bling
Then you dont have a ring
And how you gonna have a thing come true.
Its a phase.
Administrator
Order of Kilopi
Yep! When a moderator posts the temperature
always goes down a bit.
Some hay for the ferrets quick.
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"No blood for oil" only just trumps "No hay for ferrets!" in the Letterman list of top ten protest signs.
Honored Member
By adding the appropriate detergent blood and oil can be made to mix.
Honored Member
Yes. Size correlates with a desire to keep ferrets.
As far as can be determined, there are no nine foot tall ferret keepers.
The theory is strongly confirmed.
AFK (Anthropogenic Ferret Keeping) is no longer ATM (Automatic Teller Machines).
Administrator
Is a Ferret Keep a tower to hold ferrets, or a tower made of ferrets?
Order of Kilopi
Ferret-dûr was the lesser known tower of Mordor and was where all the ferrets and mäni other interesting furry animals were held hostage during the War of the Ring.
So many bugs, so little time.
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