New Page, HEY!
Ferrets have to eat but television
presenters are not tasty. There is
video evidence of this.
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New Page, HEY!
Ferrets have to eat but television
presenters are not tasty. There is
video evidence of this.
Order of Kilopi
A ferreteria is a ferret that's just watched that movie Beaches. Bette Midler movies always makes them well up.
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A ferreterrier is an unusual hybrid in that neither ferrets or terriers were used to make it. It does bark, though, and shoots thin streams of nougat from nasal glands when angered.
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Thin streams of nougat from glands of a ferret;
Unusual hybrids that bark at rude parrots;
Cloths that were knitted by weasels in teams;
These are a few of my favorite things....
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Please note that the departure gate has been changed from Gate 3 (Terminal 1) to Gate 187 (Terminal 6). Doors will close in five minutes.
No, make that TWO minutes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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When the Hog strikes
When the mink sings
When I'm feeling mad
I simply remember my marvellous tings
Then I dont feeeelllll so...
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Taxonomic kingdoms will be replaced by democratic republics. Except in England, which will remain Monarchy, Ltd.
Which reminds me: Has God actually ever saved the Queen? Like if she was handcuffed inside a plutonium box being pushed over the Reichenbach Falls by mad ferrets and suddenly the heavens open and this big hand reaches down and catches her just in time?
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God may or may not save the Queen, but Joe's Big Discount Store can, with our crazy low prices.
"I buy all my corgi chow at Joe's Big Discount Store", said her majesty. <hand wave, hand wave>
And this week only, ferrets save an extra 20% on all knitting supplies!
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Grover Cleveland was the first US President to have a pet ferret in the White House.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Ferret favouritism.Originally Posted by Swift
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This is typical of new management. Fevretism. How much can a koala bear?
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From what I've heard, Grover is Grover Cleveland. He turned fuzzy and blue after eating from the Tree-of-Life. I've also heard that Grover is a ferret. It's all very confusing.
So many bugs, so little time.
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" Well, when I was young, I wish I could have studied Shakespear . "
" When you were young , you could have TALKED to Shakespear ! "
Statler and Waldorf from 'the Muppetts ' .
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Eating from the Bush of Life will not make you as a god, but it will clear up your sinuses.
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Our brother the God of Planets has got a
cold again. There will be more viruses
raining down.
Send over the tissues brother Pluto,
he might reconsider.
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The Gulf of Mexico will be drained and scrubbed starting September 11, 2010. Expect shipping delays. Fines doubled in work zones.
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I'm all for cyborg enhancements but who's guaranteeing against the blue screen of death?
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"He who would repair this blue screen of death must answer me these questions three er the desktop he see . "
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What is your favorite desktop?
What is your favorite font?
What is your favorite browser?
Ok, off you go....
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" ...That's EASY !!!! " "Ok, computer repairman, ask your questions....I'm not afraid ."
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Saskatchewan is tough on non-knitting ferrets
Can you say Saskatchewan without stuttering?
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Those poor widdle biddy widdy boos. Yes they are. Yes they are!
If they're not going to knit for themselves somebody needs to... I hear it gets quite chilly 'round those parts.
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I wonder if the ferrets are telling jokes while they are knitting .
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Connie: If icky baby don't learn about the football signals, icky baby gonna cwy.
Professor Wagstaff: If icky girl keep on talking that way, big stwong man's gonna kick all of her teef wight down her fwoat.
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Ish dat a fweat? *ahem* Pardon me kind sir!
So, where were we? Oh yes, ferrets. Did you know that every time you clap your hands a ferret eats a little more of Bono's insides?
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Among the West Dakota Sioux, 'ferret' is slang for a marijuana cigarette.
If 'slang' is the present tense, is the future tense 'sling'?
And at yet a deeper level, why are the past, present and future all tense? Would Valium help?
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Enough pearls of wisdom above to make one of those necklaces I've heard so much about.
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Those ferrets wouldn't be so cheerful if they knew what was really going on.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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They all simply need a good massage from time to time.
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