This is a new page where we can beaver away to
ferret out information that is getting otter by
the moment.
Meanwhile the mink shall inherit the earths.
Order of Kilopi
This is a new page where we can beaver away to
ferret out information that is getting otter by
the moment.
Meanwhile the mink shall inherit the earths.
Administrator
< insert pun based on the Menzbier's Marmot (Marmota menzbieri) >
Order of Kilopi
explain.
It was plain but is not now!
Order of Kilopi
That Untrue facts place has sawdust on the
floor! Here we have polished tiles.
And refreshments.
Order of Kilopi
I suppose that means I have to start wearing my shoes when I post here, doesn't it?
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Well I dont!
Anyway, turning in time.
nice dreams in your +7hrs
Honored Member
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out for dinner.
Order of Kilopi
Good thing there are nine billion menus from which to order.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Unfortunately, Indeterminancy means that your choices are neither in column A nor in column B...or in both...or...wait...
...can I see the drink menu, please?
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Order of Kilopi
Hey! Whose truck is this? It's blocking my view of trees and dirt and...and...and stuff.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Swift by name, not by nature. It's moving with the pace of an agitated slug.
Order of Kilopi
Agitated slugs tend to be much cleaner than hand-washed slugs -- unless washing in hard water, of course.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Order of Kilopi
This slug takes it to the limit.
Every time.
Order of Kilopi
This week's kuh-nitting class has been cancelled. The new time and place to be announced later. Please check back to this thread for updates. And someone please feed the ferrets.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Cannibal ferrets move to the beat of their own drum.
What might be right for you may not be right for suh-hum.
Administrator
To what?Originally Posted by ABR.
I have a modest proposal to feed them to Irish babies.
Honored Member
The slug is much bigger than the kilogram.
Administrator
That must be a mega-slug or maybe even a giga-slug.
Order of Kilopi
Good point, Swift. For those of you interested in such things, the collective noun for slug is "cornucopia of slugs". And here I always thought it was a tankard of slugs. Hmmmm...learn something new every day.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
When I think of slugs (as I do often) I think of a cornucopia.
And when I think of Iowa I think of a corn utopia.
But that's neither here nor there. Well... maybe there.
Administrator
Ironically, the collective noun for corn is a "snailucopia of corn".
Order of Kilopi
Who'da thunk it?
If you ever find out, ask them what "thunk" really means.
It's a bone of contention. Batman really confused me with that one.
Administrator
I thunked once. It was ok.
Order of Kilopi
So long as you didn't inhale I'm sure we can forgive you.
(Wait - urban dictionary has led me astray again - how could this have happened? They're supposed to be such a reliable source.)
Administrator
I haven't inhaled in years. I diffuse all the oxygen I need through my skin.
Order of Kilopi
Ah, the Homosapien Model T1000. A superior piece of bio-machinery.
You win this round Swiftimus Maximus.
Order of Kilopi
Yes, but he also has to close his eyes to swallow.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
So it's a moral victory for us then?
Let us eat cake!
Administrator
Cake? CAKE!!!!! I WANT CAKE!!!!!
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