Yes there was. However, the waters were not really troubled... more like slightly annoyed.Originally Posted by peteshimmon
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Yes there was. However, the waters were not really troubled... more like slightly annoyed.
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Troubled waters? Perhaps they need hydropsycheanalysis?
Hahhahhahahahahaha!
Wait. I'm the only one here likely to get that. It wasn't even particularly funny. Okay, nevermind.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Ceylon Silver Girl was a coded reference to the Silver Surfer. It doesn't work as well with The Sri Lanka Silver Girl.
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If you need a friend, and friends just cant be
found...I will say thee down.
See how they run..
out of memory.
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Ferrets have a limited memory capacity, on the order if 5Gb (depending on species).
Note: in this context, Gb stands for Goose brains.
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And a word to the wise, though if they're so wise I don't know why they don't already know this but still: those slots aren't for memory sticks.
I now have a very angry curator on my hands.
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The Case of the Very Angry Curator is the least known of Erle Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason novels. It featured a closed room death by means of paradichlorobenzene. Did the very angry curator do it? You'll have to read the book to find out.
So many bugs, so little time.
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As Isaac Asimov pointed out, if you sing "Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde" to the tune of "The Irish Washerwoman", most people will think you can speak Gaelic.
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No!...they will think you are a mad chemist.
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As long as they don't think I'm angry.
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Well singing those words sounds just like the
pills millions of people consume these days
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It's us or them. Consume them before they consume us.
mike held back and look how angry he is now.
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You betcha! Now I'm turning green and my clothes are starting to split.
I'm either turning into the Hulk or my body is beginning to decompose.
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mike alexander... is...
SOYLENT MIKE!
Coming to a thread near you. Hopefully still in pants.
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My clothes are starting to split too, and my body is decomposing, but I'm not turning green. I must be doing something wrong.
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Might I suggest a trip to the clinic? Just tell them you're there for head lice to save embarrassment.
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What am I saving embarrassment from?
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When the economy collpases embarrassment will become a hot commodity. If you save up your embarrassment now, it will keep you warm in winter.
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Given the middle syllables of the word embarrassment, that seems counterintuitive.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Ferret fur makes good coats.
Whats all that heavy breathing?...
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That's right, with ferret fur, you can paint the bathroom in one coat.
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And ith the additional embarrasment red in your face, you'll be a colourful person indeed!
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Questions:
Should golf tournaments have paddy wagons
ready to incarcerate any who shout "IN THE
HOLE"
Will the water on the Moon be pure enough
for any distillerys?
Will Mars ever get a final coat?
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Around this time of the year they're known as St. Paddy Wagons, and they have micro-distilleries in the back, which come in very handy at golf tournaments.
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SATURDAY!
Do not fret, it is only two days until MONDAY
Closer for you down under.
Dont spray the keyboard with marmalade, its
not good.
Ferrets, lovely ferrets.
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Scientists at the Lawrence Liverwurst National Laboratory have been exploring the use of ferret droppings as an alternate fuel source. They usually do this exploring Friday evenings while dancing on the bar at Hooters. Progress is slow, with predictions of a self-sustaining ferret poop pile at least fifty years from now.
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Ferret poop energy conversion always seems to be fifty years away.
So many bugs, so little time.
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I like Parrot Foop much more than Ferret Poop.
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I'll just add that a layer of clingfilm wrap
over the keyboard is good for keeping ferret
ummm...bad stuff.. from getting between the
keys. Also marmalade, coffee, egg etc.
The Cupboard Space Flight centre of Hairyland
recommends this for the ISS.
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My computer runs on crumbs.
Book 'em, Panko!
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