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  1. 2009-Dec-04, 01:50 AM #301
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    Yes, and you could have a tiny pony.
    ......cause I'm ' a little horse ' .
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    I prefer das beer in ein steins.

    The thinking man's vessel.

    My one-upmanship - I never drink in the company of cousins.
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    " Have some wine, Mr. Renfield . It's very ...'Old' wine. "

    "It's quite delicious. Say.... aren't you going to have some ? "

    "I never Drink ....wine . "

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    Ah... I must rent out Dirty Rotten Scoundrels again some time. It's been too long.
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    " Uh.... why does Ruprecht have a cork on his fork? "

    " So that Ruprecht doesn't hurt himself. "
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    All Hail ToSeek etc.

    Now who uses this thread?

    ROLLCALL...

    Here!

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    By the way, I discovered over the weekend that while cheerful ferrets might not be persuaded to take up knitting, the can be persuaded to take up old carpeting.
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    Do ferrets ever do people-legging?
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    If you find some ferrets that will lay down new carpeting, that would be valuable. They work cheap, I hear. Probably not cheerfully, though.
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    Well, they are built low so they can get down to their work.
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    Watch out for ferrets making 'scc' sounds. They are really living metal infiltrators about to .... well, you really dont want to know.
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    Welcome to the ' ROCKET SCIENCE ' Joke of the day.


    " How does one know if a moth is farting?"


    The answer is...... " It flies in a straight line !"


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    Well yes if the thrust is through the
    centre of mass... Ahh! HA HA HA..very droll.

    alway laugh at your own jokes???...
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    And of course, what is the last thaing that goes thru a moth's mind as it hit's your windshield?

    It's bum. <following advice above> HA HA HA.
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    Well, that was jolly fun... and we all had a good laugh! LOL


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    Heard the one about the Duck, the Christmas
    pudding and the Lamp post?

    Well I haven't either but I am sure there
    is one!
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    You must be thinking of this one:

    What is the best present in the world?
    A broken drum, you just can't beat it! (closely followed by a polish duck pudding)
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    Oh.... that's good! "Can't beat it"!!! LOL
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    I'm glad it tickled your pleasure centre.

    Of the brain.

    (Must... remember... to... finish... sentences.)
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    Comedians have over 80 words for "rimshot".
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    " Yeah... I tell ya.... I live in a rough neighborhood.
    Every time I close the window, I break some body's fingers!" .
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    Broken Drums? You are thinking of Heaven, not
    the World we know and have to hear.


    but what a lovely vision......

    Get out of here with that boom de boom
    and dont come back no more..
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    Quote Originally Posted by peteshimmon View Post
    Broken Drums? You are thinking of Heaven, not
    the World we know and have to hear.


    but what a lovely vision......

    Get out of here with that boom de boom
    and dont come back no more..
    Sorry, you'll never get rid of that boom de boom
    No matter what you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Sorry, you'll never get rid of that boom de boom
    No matter what you do.
    It may be a medical condition called timpanitis -- the constant drumming in the ears. No wait, that's what frogs get when fleas jump up and down on their ears. And kettle drum corn is popped using the subsonic vibrations from timpani. What? It's how long until 5pm? Oh, cheese whiz!
    So many bugs, so little time.
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    Are you confusing it with tinpanalleyitis? It can be caused by standing in a strong Gershwind.
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    I had a strong Gershwind, but I increased the amount of fiber in my diet and I'm "back in tune".
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    Er, no. The breath support needed to successfully play the clarinet glissando at the start of Rhapsody in Blue is called the gershwind. Performed unsuccessfully -- usually because the clarinetist hasn't been doing his or her breathing exercises and sit-ups -- may leave the player gershpent.
    So many bugs, so little time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    may leave the player gershpent.
    Is that anything like gherkin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Is that anything like gherkin?
    Only if the clarinetist soaks their reeds in brine.
    So many bugs, so little time.
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