You know, I know people who own hand sanitizer, but pretty much these are people at ren faire where plumbing is . . . not always there. I'm not sure I know anyone who just kind of carries it around in what we laughingly call the real world.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"