Okay, there has GOT to be a name for this!
The other day I was loading my dishwasher and was actively thinking about a previous thread where her and I (and some others) were discussing whether or not you place knives point down for safety, or the correct way, point up so the blades are better positioned in the cleaning stream. I was being rather dismissive of her argument, never having a problem in several decades of loading dishwashers.
And while thinking about her argument on safety, for the first time ever, while putting in some forks and spoons I ran my thumb down on a steak knife whereupon in embedded itself solidly under my thumbnail. Deep enough it came up with my hand when I pulled back. I even stood there and contemplated the irony of the situation before removing it from my person.
I claim I was glamoured!
And that for the safety of the rest of us Gillian must be checked for moles, bouyancy issues and other signs of nefariousness!
That is all.