Or to quote the great Groucho "Whatever it is, I'm against it!" (damn. no smiley with a cigar here)
Originally Posted by Swift
This one is showing up as one of the hot urban legends on Snopes right now.
"I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind." - William Thompson, 1st Baron Lord Kelvin
"If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" - Tweedledee
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli