diesel. Anything for fuel efficiency.
graffiti: art or crime?
Depends whose wall. Crime usually.
Marvin or Duck Dodgers?
Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?
banned for not carrying on the game.
Barney Rubble. Poor lad's always getting overlooked.
Cockroaches or Tarantulas?
cute and fury! whats up with ya? )
Arachnophobia or claustrophobia?
lettuce or celery?
iceberg or Romaine?
peace or excitement?
cease fire or treaty?
armistice or unconditional surrendor?
Unconditional surrender, provided it's the other side doing it.
open battle or guerrilla warfare?
Open Battle, cowards be not.
Out with the old or In with the new?
In with the new.
New Years, or Solstice?
Solstice (at Stone Henge).
Druids or hippies?
mesopaganism or neopaganism?
OK, mesopaganism (whatever that is).
Animal sacrafice or fertility cult?
Beef steaks or lamb chops?
The wonder and folly of youth or the wisdom and regret of aging?
The wonder and folly of youth.
Regret or Denial?
Denial (where da crocodile lives, arf).
Lambda-CDM or "non-standard cosmology"?
Alaska or Florida?
Nice to see you again
Megrfl, but despite that: Alaska.
Good or bad?
Pins and needles or banging your funnybone?
Sedatives or stimulants?
Up hill or down dale?
Civil liberties or social justice?
civil liberties (neither one is particularly well defined)
freedom of speech, or freedom from speech?
Freedom of speech (and all its consequences!).
Economic sanctions or "pre-emptive" air strike?
Economic sanctions. Since most people think trade is bad, if you really want to punish a country, you should sign a free trade agreement with them. That will show them!
Smart sanctions or dumb sanctions?