I can't afford it, I'm afraid. But the Washington State Renaissance Fantasy Faire (http://www.washingtonrenfaire.com/, and could someone else comment to them that the embedded video is a pain?) is this weekend and the next two. Vexingly, they keep pushing how long it's going to be in the 90s back in the forecast, so jousting is not a guarantee for this weekend. Still, maybe it'll be cooler the second and/or third weekend.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"