Yes, really... It's so obvious... There are no stars, I can see the flag waiving
Oh, and by the way, happy April 1st!
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Yes, really... It's so obvious... There are no stars, I can see the flag waiving
Oh, and by the way, happy April 1st!
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You're right. They weren't on the moon, the bottom of their boots were on the moon. The actual men had to be at least several millimeters above the surface of the moon!
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That's no Moon...
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...It's a giant monster's egg.
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You do realise that Google will now index our
names against the thread title!
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Uh... Yes
And who is the April fool?
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The person who tries to fool after midday!
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You guys don't know what you're talking about. I've seen the Shuttle. It has definitely gone to the moon!
/tip of the hat to XKCD
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But did the shuttle land or it just entered orbit?
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You should ask the people that live on the moon. I have pixels to proooove it.
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It landed for sure. They have a great runway built for it, equipped with sequentially blinking lights and everything. Most of the passengers were extremely ill by the time they got there after having the in-flight meal of fish.
Fortunately Peter, Joe, and Cleveland were up to the task of bringing it down safely because Quagmire got left behind with a gate agent.
I can't believe it's April 1 already!
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Oh, really? I almost forgot we have top-secret bases thereOriginally Posted by LotusExcelle
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Yeah...William Shatner runs it I think...
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That's why they can give you such great travel deals, the labor costs on the moon are so low. Those convicts will work for close to nothing.
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Well, yeah, we HAD to set up secret bases on the Moon so we could finally defeat the Nazis who escaped there at the end of WW2 with Hitler's brain.
Duh.
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I think the whole space program is a lie. My wife visited Nasa in the Bahamas this winter and saw no evidence of a space program.
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Exactly!You do realise that Google will now index our
names against the thread title!
That's why I refuse to post in this thread.
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How could you possibly go to a place that doesn't exist without excessive use of drugs?
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It didn't happen. Moon Man proved that beyond reasonable doubt! Nobody had a answer to his question about how high up the alleged vacuum started!
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Typo. NASA put Menendez on the moon. Doesn't anyone else remember "It's a Vacuum, Charlie Brown!"
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So the shuttle could glide all the way there ... except for the last bit .... oohhhhkaaaay ...
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The Moon is a Balloon
David Niven told me so.
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Well of course they didn't here is newly released classified proof
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