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I don't know if you have done this here, but it goes like this, one person has control of the hill and the person below must take it from them, and so on, here's a example.
Him: I Run up the hill, My Hill!
Her: I hit you on the head with a mallet and you roll down, My Hill!
I'll start it off
I run up the hill
My hill!
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Thats ok your welcome to it, I'll just climb up this mountain
Order of Kilopi
I'm going to take off in a plane
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This is pretty much the same as the "pass the bomb" game, right?
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I drop a meteor from orbit on the hill.
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Just so you all know, your only destroying the hill, no one has actually claimed it, so it's my hill and stick's mountain.
I'm not sure, how did it work?Originally Posted by hhEb09'1
I climb up the mountain and throw you off.
My Hill
Order of Kilopi
I'm not sure either.
I'm not sure, how did it work?
Order of Kilopi
Must be some sort of BAUT ventriloquism deal.I'm not sure either.
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I run up the side of the hill as fast as I can and nock you down the other side, then plant mines all over and around it.
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The mountain turns out to be a volcano, the volcano erupst and you fly through the air int the ocean (i don't care if he would technically be dead). The magma mellts all the mines and i walk up the volcano
My hill.
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As I watch you walk to the top of your volcano, I notice a control panel at the bottom with a button on it, marked "IGNITION". I press the button and the volcano goes off, the vibration of the ground throwing you into the air and you get caught in the ejecta as the mouth of the volcano widens. You are thrown up into the sky and out into space at a speed that easily exceeds escape velocity. Flapping your arms will not help you.
As you drift away you notice there seems to be a whole cluster of volcanoes going off down there below you on Earth. It is then that you realise they are not volcanoes, they are engines!
Spaceship Earth accelerates away from you and heads out of the solar system with ever increasing speed relative to you, whilst you are coasting engine-less, heading into what will eventually become a highly elliptical orbit around the Sun.
My hill.
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the volcano explodes, throwing you hundreds of miles away, reducing the hill to a pile of rubble four feet high. i walk over and sit down
My Hill.
Established Member
I am strolling along, picking flowers and decide it's time to take a break. In my search for a comfortable looking seat, I notice Sceptic-Kid sitting on a pile of rubble and it looks to be perfect height. I cautiously sneak up behind Sceptic, pick up a rock from the pile, knock Sceptic unconscious. I take Sceptic to my secret spot where I have a small chunk of land, surrounded by a shark infested mote and place him/her in the center. I then sprinkle a perimeter of broken glass and tacks, remove his/her shoes, then race back in time for night fall so I can enjoy the stars on MY HILL.
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closetgeek took so long dealing with Sceptic-kid, that the JCB's were able to clear all the rubble, as the hill was scheduled for demolition to make way for a new highway.
NO HILL
Established Member
Sticks, you are a thread killer! Or at least you want to be but what you didn't realize is that they were just relocating the hill to my back yard...ah time to relax on MY HILL!
Order of Kilopi
No,not so, I paid a higher price and got them to relocate it to my back yard. nice view from my HILL!
Member
i break down the fence with a bulldozer grab MY pile of rubble take it off to Candy Mountain to have a magical leopluradon guard it, super glue my butt to the hill and hand out restraining orders to everyone.
MY HILL!!!!!
Banned
I gas the planet with super-heated gas mask-corroding vapors which have a nasty penchant for penetrating caves and super-secret underground and previously (supposedly) self-contained shelters, thus killing all life on the planet.
Now, why did I want that hill, again?
(shurgs; flies away...)
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Glad you were pondering that thought cause while you were, i had just returned from the moon and took it back! bucket by bucket! Glad to get MY HILL back!Now, why did I want that hill, again?
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It really amuses me watching these people fighting over the counterfeit hill, when the real one was removed from that planet and sent to Sigmas 3 for safe keeping
BYE-BYE Hill
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Moat. Scenario disqualified, ownership of hill is moot. I take on hill in receivership, and pour myself a glass of Moët.
Banned
Moët poisened, Mugs plugs all wormholes with branes, finds the God machine, tinkers with c and Planck's constant. Universe goes bye-bye in a display that made the big bang look like an ant sneeze. Disaster-tolerant hill defaults to only surving previous owner anywhere in this universe, all other universes, and all non-verses, all of which were sucked away to oblivion through Mugs' ill-considered, but ultimately victorious stunt.
Mugs stits on hill, contemplating the next universe he will build with his God machine, tucked safely in his pocket, and set to instantly annihilate any source of either matter, energy, somethingness, or nothingness which may appear from anywhere, or anywhen.
This megalomanaical hill taking is getting to me...
Order of Kilopi
Its become such an obsession with you all! you now need to wake up from those dreams and just accept the hill is were its always been! In my backyard!
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after waking up from my dream-like-meditative state i have come up with a plan: i use my tardis to teleport the hill, i mean MY hill to an cleverly-specific space and time that is known only by my impenetrable subconscious
Order of Kilopi
It just so happens Uri Gellar gave me all the details i needed so i had already set the co-ordinates in your tardis to some of my own. The where abouts of MY hill is now secret to the entire universe.
Established Member
After which I called The Amazing Randi who exposed Uri Gellar as a fraud, which in tun, proved your hill to be a fraud. To my relief, in my back yard remains the real hill...MY HILL!
Member
you stop , think fo a second ad realize that if uri was a fake that means that my hill is still in some point in space and time that is unknown to you and that pile of dirt in your backyard is just left over from you putting in a smelly outhouse your are now stuck with instead of a hill
Last edited by Sceptic-Kid; 2008-Dec-30 at 07:56 PM. Reason: spelling correction
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but it all turns out Randi was lying to get back at Uri, so as suspected the real hill is indeed in my backyard after all!
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Meanwhile the real hill arrives at a secret location near Sigmas 3
Order of Kilopi
But sticks thats just a dream you had.The real Hill has not moved.
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