Who's joining us for the apocalypse?

[Glom]

We're going to have an apocalypse next week. I've asked Bob if it could be on Thursday because I'm at RAF Cosford on Wednesday for a UBAS interview. He should text me back and I'll tell you the arrangements then.

So who's in?

[Humphrey]

I'll go for it as long as i get to play a few video games before i go.

[darkhunter]

Dibs on the pale horse

[Humphrey]

Can i get the pony?

[The Supreme Canuck]

I'm in! Will there be punch?

[Dragonlor]

"It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum..."

[Musashi]

"... and I'm all out of gum." - 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper

[rst]

remember kids, apocalypses can be hazardous to your health

[dgruss23]

Look, if there is going to be an apocolypse can we make it before next saturday so that I won't have to give the presentation a co-worker and I are preparing.

And if its really going to happen let me know because I have a lot of sick days I can use next week.

[Glom]

It's going to be on the Thursday.

There'll be video games about death, destruction, disease, famine, suffering and all those other good things.

And there'll be punch.

[ocasey3]

And I'll bring the cookies!

[dgruss23]

I bring my four daughters ... they're good a spreading chaos!

[Humphrey]

remember kids, apocalypses can be hazardous to your health

Dieing is worse for your health.

[Reacher]

remember kids, apocalypses can be hazardous to your health

Dieing is worse for your health.

And the side effects!

[NASA Fan]

"It's time to kick [bad word deleted] and chew bubblegum..."

Why bubblegum?

Can I bring my dog?

[NASA Fan]

remember kids, apocalypses can be hazardous to your health

Dieing is worse for your health.

And the side effects!

Uhm, the side effect of dieing is that you are no longer alive.

[Glom]

Alright, who voted no? You'll be our first sacrifice.

[dgruss23]

I haven't voted yet ... still trying to decide whether to join you for it or just beg Humphrey to give me the powers to cause it!

[Humphrey]

I can't cause Apocalypse, but i can give you a nifty Troll doll with the big fuzzy hair.

[gethen]

Alright, who voted no? You'll be our first sacrifice.

Come on!!!! That's not really fair. I voted no because I prefer an apocalypse without horses--one of them is sure to come up lame or colic and then the whole party is off!! How about the Four Beagles of the Apocalypse? Much more dependable animals.
Thursay's good for me, unless I'm the guest of honor, then I'd prefer to wait until Saturday.

[xbck1]

Count me in! I usually hate parties, but this one should be good!

[dgruss23]

I can't cause Apocalypse, but i can give you a nifty Troll doll with the big fuzzy hair.

I think I might have to choose the Apocalypse over those weird troll dolls!

[mike alexander]

Apocalypse?

Now?



Actually works out well. I've been putting off getting a haircut and oil changes on the cars. This will save me some money.

Just a check: will this definitely be the Revelation-type Apocalypse or one of the other ones?

[The Supreme Canuck]

Hmmm... fire and brimstone, fissures opening in the ground, horsemen, red sky, flaming hail, locusts, more fire... yep! Sounds about right to me! :wink:

[mike alexander]

Note that the next lunar eclipse is Nov 8. I recall that the moon will turn to blood, or not give its light, depending on translation.

Hmmm... Maybe we're starting a week or so early. I suggest moving the Apocalypse to Nov 8. That will give us plenty of time to stock up.

Suggestions on the best snacks? Best Beer? What direction should I watch? How long will it take the stars to fall?

I am, unfortunately, partial to Cheez Doodles. And since I don't drink, I'll have to settle for Widmer Brothers Root Beer (very good stuff). What's everyone else going to have?

[zebo-the-fat]

Sounds like a great party, I'll bring the beer! 8)

[gethen]

I am, unfortunately, partial to Cheez Doodles. And since I don't drink, I'll have to settle for Widmer Brothers Root Beer (very good stuff). What's everyone else going to have?

Dill pickle flavored potato chips and lots of good ale, because there won't be any reason to eat or drink healthy anymore, right?

[Rue]

Apocalypse?

Now?

Oh, what a heart of darkness you must have.

I hope this apocalypse will be better than the last one.

[mike alexander]

Oh, what a heart of darkness you must have

And Call Me Conrad...

[Cougar]

So many religions, fundamentalists, sects, and cults believe in the Apocalypse.... And many have created their own personal Apocalypse by drinking laced koolaid, putting plastic bags over their heads, or whatever, and just ending their lives.... What an extremely weird frickin' belief! I think I'd rather go sing karaoke....