Modern Day Modifiers

[Zentisan]

Much of the adages, sayings etc have been inheritated from days of old. The present day demands slight changes, therefore a modifying sentence is called for.
//There can be more than one apt modifier, hence adages can be repeated. Modifier can post the adage requiring modification//
Eg.

Honesty is the best policy.
- If it concerns your neighbour.

Behind every successful man is a woman.
- And a wife with three kids.

Well?

Too many cooks spoils the broth.

[tdvance]

Too many cooks spoil the broth
- and too many parents spoil their children.

[hhEb09'1]

Honesty is the best policy.

But it may not be the cheapest policy, check with your insurance agent

Behind every successful man is a woman.

And behind every successful woman are three women.

Too many cooks spoils the broth.

But your caterer can never have too many.

A penny saved is a penny earned

And a dime lost in downtime.

[Zentisan]

//Pls leave one after your post.//


Spare the rod and spoil the child.

[mugaliens]

Spare Rod, the spoiled child.

Are we there, yet?