Knight's Templar

[tomsolomon]

Ok here's one for you...
Gordon Brown Prime Minister... (Scottish)
Takes over the running of the English Parliament.
Within his short term of office the Knights Templar decide to re-establish themselves, skull and bones, George Bush, New World Order.
Dont blame the Jews for killing Christ....
Christ was a Jew, he was killed by the Catholic church.
This is a conflict between good and evil. You decide...
One secret organisation against another, for ultimate power and supremecy.
But the New World Order need to ask themselves:-
Who is going to clean my pool???? The Judges?
Who is going to wipe my but???/ The scientists?
Who is going to feed me???? your mum?
I'd give them twelve months before the whole lot comes crashing down around their head ROFL
I would rather go to Hell than live in a "New World" with these fools.
The Roman Catholic church has ruled for almost two millenia for a DAMD GOOD REASON.

[captain swoop]

And this has what to do wiith Astronomy or Space?

For than matter what has it got to do with anything Rational or Sane?

[Paul Beardsley]

A reminder never to post when drunk.

[antoniseb]

Good point captain swoop. Personally, I'm not sure it belongs anywhere on BAUT, but while we're deciding, I've moved it to Off Topic Babbling from Conspiracy Theories.

There are some subtle hints that this might deal with religion or politics to a degree we normally don't tolerate </understatement>

[Van Rijn]

Also, doesn't this touch on politics and religion? Though it's hard to take it seriously (is it meant seriously?). Edit: Just saw antoniseb's post. Heh.

[tomsolomon]

All indications point to one source. For every opposite there is an opposite.

The United States America (of the World (of the Universe)), Declare they are building a war machine to counter world terrorism. What's to say they aren't collaborating with other organisations to build a global defense system? Or perhapse the whole "UFO thing" is just propaganda to cover their sinister intentions. Its all tied in together.
We "humans" seem (well some of us) to think we have a good grip on reality, when in reality, we know exactly jack>..
If there were superior intelligent beings intent on taking over the world they would have done so by now and with out your knowlege.
This whole thing slaps of religious undertones. Perhapse we should all start praying instead of looking to the stars.....

[Paul Beardsley]

Tommyboy, do one of the following:

1) Get yourself a black coffee and leave alcohol to the grown-ups.
2) Check out the thread "Should Nervous People Be Allowed To Play Tennis?" which positively welcomes meandering nonsense that hints at silly conspiracy theories.
3) If you're being serious (and heaven help you if you are), leave BAUT and post to a site that allows religion and politics.

[tomsolomon]

Tommyboy, do one of the following:

1) Get yourself a black coffee and leave alcohol to the grown-ups.
2) Check out the thread "Should Nervous People Be Allowed To Play Tennis?" which positively welcomes meandering nonsense that hints at silly conspiracy theories.
3) If you're being serious (and heaven help you if you are), leave BAUT and post to a site that allows religion and politics.

1) I definately need some coffee to sober up after the bottle of wine I drank tonight,,,
2) I can't play tennis, because I keep dropping the ball,,,
and,
3) He can't help us now.......
But seriously...
Im prone to babbling after a few drinks, so please don't take anything I say tooo seriously I will have a (nearly) normal head on tomorow after the effects wear off....
Van... could you point me in the direction of Antoniseb's post please via a link... Thanks.

[chrissy]

obviously your not like king solomon who was supposed to be a wise man!
I would take some advice from Paul Beardsley and Astoniseb, how about reading the BAUTs rules before rushing in !
more advice don't drink and then post something you may regret tomorrow!

[Lianachan]

I don't know where to start. Or stop. England doesn't have a parliment - that's my 1st thought.

[Van Rijn]

Van... could you point me in the direction of Antoniseb's post please via a link... Thanks.

No link necessary. It's right above my post.

[chrissy]

I don't know where to start. Or stop. England doesn't have a parliment - that's my 1st thought.

I like to beg to differ on that! or is it just a mirage in London?

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how.cfm it consists of the house of commons etc. but I'm not going to get into that argument, just read at your leisure

[Disinfo Agent]

Christ was a Jew, he was killed by the Catholic church.

Hilarious!

So were the Knights Templars. Well, sort of...

[HenrikOlsen]

I like to beg to differ on that! or is it just a mirage in London?

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how.cfm it consists of the house of commons etc. but I'm not going to get into that argument, just read at your leisure

That's the parliament of the United Kingdom, not of England.
England doesn't have one.

[tomsolomon]

That's the parliament of the United Kingdom, not of England.
England doesn't have one.

That a completely different debate....

[Disinfo Agent]

Do you not realise it was the lizards who stole England's parliament??

[KaiYeves]

1) Get yourself a black coffee and leave alcohol to the grown-ups.

Actually, it's a myth that coffee makes you sober. You'd still be drunk, you'd just be wide-awake drunk.

[Kaptain K]

Actually, it's a myth that coffee makes you sober. You'd still be drunk, you'd just be wide-awake drunk.

True, but by the time you find the coffee, find the coffee pot, put the coffee in the pot, pour water in the pot, brew the coffee, pour the coffee into a cup, find the cream and sugar, add the cream and sugar, and drink the coffee; you're that many minutes closer to being sober!

[Veeger]

Maybe someone should invent a thing you blow in which will unlock your keyboard if you're sober.

[Stuart van Onselen]

True, but by the time you find the coffee, find the coffee pot, put the coffee in the pot, pour water in the pot, brew the coffee, pour the coffee into a cup, find the cream and sugar, add the cream and sugar, and drink the coffee; you're that many minutes closer to being sober!

Or, like me, find the coffee, find the coffee pot, lose the pot, find the cream and sugar, find the pot again, put the sugar in the pot, pour the cream in the pot, brew the sugar and cream, look for a cup, lose the pot again, find the pot, lose the cup, get another cup, put a spoon of coffee into the cup, add the sugar and cream from the pot, drink the sludge, gag and sputter.

And that's not 'cos I'm drunk. It's just what happens in the early morning when I'm still groggy from getting up. It's a real Catch-22 situation: I need the coffee to wake up, but I can't make the coffee untill I wake up!

[Donnie B.]

Heh... sounds like something from the Harry Potterverse. Maybe a candy from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes...

Parli-mint: a confection that, when ingested, causes the consumer to talk incessantly and passionately about trivia, accomplishing nothing.


Yeah, Rowling missed a trick there, methinks.

[Kaptain K]

Or, like me, find the coffee, find the coffee pot, lose the pot, find the cream and sugar, find the pot again, put the sugar in the pot, pour the cream in the pot, brew the sugar and cream, look for a cup, lose the pot again, find the pot, lose the cup, get another cup, put a spoon of coffee into the cup, add the sugar and cream from the pot, drink the sludge, gag and sputter.

And that's not 'cos I'm drunk. It's just what happens in the early morning when I'm still groggy from getting up. It's a real Catch-22 situation: I need the coffee to wake up, but I can't make the coffee untill I wake up!

Been there. Done that. Got the coffee stains on a T-shirt to prove it!

[Gillianren]

Maybe someone should invent a thing you blow in which will unlock your keyboard if you're sober.

I'd put some of my meager savings into supporting the R&D for that one. (Could it test your blood for marijuana, too?)

[peteshimmon]

When inhabitants of the other three Nations
are in Parliament they are honary Englishmen
or women! I thought most realised the form
when hearing football commentators covering
tournaments where teams from any of these
Nations get through! English commentators
that is.

[mugaliens]

And this has what to do wiith Astronomy or Space?

For than matter what has it got to do with anything Rational or Sane?

OTB rarely does, It's this board's niche for everything "else."

Consider it a pressure relief valve.

[captain swoop]

But it wasn't in OTB when it was first posted and I made my comment.

[Zachary]

Ooooook...my comprahend-ometer is rock bottom now 0.o

E <_\|/_ F

[stutefish]

Christ was a Jew, he was killed by the Catholic church.

I knew it! The Pope can time-travel!

[HenrikOlsen]

And that's not 'cos I'm drunk. It's just what happens in the early morning when I'm still groggy from getting up. It's a real Catch-22 situation: I need the coffee to wake up, but I can't make the coffee untill I wake up!

The trick is to set everything up the night before so all you have to do is flip the switch. Admittedly it helps that I don't use cream or sugar in my coffee.
If I forget to do so, my sequence is something like:
Look for beans, notice coffee grinder - make note that you need that later, find beans, look for grinder which isn't where I remembered, find grinder, plug it in, look for beans, notice new filter, take filter over next to grinder, go to coffee machine, take old filter to throw out, step on cat and drop old grounds on floor, curse a bit, pick up as much as possible, throw out and while there pick up new filter, take to coffee grinder, notice other new filter, put second new filter back, look for beans, find beans, put beans in grinder, notice there's not enough, look for new bag of beans, find new bag of beans, open new bag, step in clammy old grounds and drop open packet of beans, curse a bit more, pick up as many beans as possible, fill grinder, grind beans, fill filter, put filter in coffee machine, turn coffee machine on, notice there's no water in it yet, get pot, fill pot in sink, water in coffee machine, pot under filter, flip switch, wait a bit while nothing happens, flip switch again - this time to on, wait in dazed stupor while coffee is brewing, take pot, fill cup, start drinking, step on bean, spill coffee on shirt, wake up from pain.

[mugaliens]

Ok Who is going to clean my pool???.

I will.

$400 a day, once per week.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.