Tribbles are My Business - Philip Marlowe is called on to deal with some small furry aliens.
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Tribbles are My Business - Philip Marlowe is called on to deal with some small furry aliens.
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Raging Brûlée - Martha Stewart pitches a hissy fit when her custard curdles. This kind of rage helped make her a superstar, but in real life, she winds up in the kitchen alone.
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77 Moebius Strip: "The street that wears a fancy label/ Glorified in song and fable/ The most exciting people pass you by... and by... and by... and by..."
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Scarrie: It's what everything gets when you make this teenaged girl from Maine angry! Starring Pied Piper, Vinnie Barbarino...and introducing Loretta Lynn as Scarrie.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Valley of the Dulls - Story of three women at the beginning of their show business careers. They get off track when they become addicted to C-Span and watching paint dry.
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Pristine - Story of a demonic, immaculate car with the power to give it's owner OCD. Angelina Jolie stars as the hood ornamentOriginally Posted by Buttercup
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Tommy Gun: Sequel to The Who rock opera, very popular with the NRA.
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Spinal Tapped : The legendary power rock group revisits revisited experiences from the golden age of groupies and glam. Spoiler - Director's cut includes scene containing actual footage of a bizarre gardening accident.
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I Love You Alice B. Cooper! The interesting tale of a horror-goth rocker who renounces that scene, does a 180 to wildly embrace the hippie lifestyle, moves in with a boring guy named Harold, mixes up marijuana & milk brownies, nearly drowns in the daisy-strewn bathtub after an acid trip gone wrong...returns to horror-goth scene.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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"Alice in My Hometown": Predictable, but popular ageing horror-goth rocker, Alice, (played by A. Cooper) successfully replaces his addiction to drugs and alcohol with the game of golf. In a somewhat unconvincing subplot, Alice, having moved back to his hometown of Phoenix Arizona, meets strikingly handsome and talented local wedding singer (former real estate agent/attorney) while out on the links - who introduces himself only as "uncommonsense". The directors then try to convince the audience the two live just down the road from each other. The plot is resolved via a slow expose of the unsuspected development of quantum entanglement of rivalry and comradery localized at a rate of about 18 holes every few months. Spoiler - uncommonsense posts the final score on an internet physics forum -this causes Alice to................................................ ............
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S'mores Like It Hot: Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis disguise themselves as Girl Scouts to go camping.
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ROFL!!!I'd love to see that.
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Guest appearance by Bon Scott?
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The Taming of the Shoe - the old woman of nursery rhyme lore gets help to settle down the kids from the SuperNanny.
The Taming of the Slew - Kate Gosselin gets help to settle down 8 kids.........
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Cities in Vain: way too deep for any comment. Just go see it.
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The Right Stuff: The epic story of the creation of the Build-A-Bear teddy bear chain of stores.
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The Right Stiff: antics ensue as the cast of Friends reunites as the staff in a small town mortuary.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Wright Stuff: The epic story of two bicycle makers from Ohio.
The Un-Write Stuff: The epic story of the invention of typewriter correction fluid.
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The Right Stuffing: Al Shepherd stars in a recreation of those amazing Thanksgiving dinners of the 60's.
"Grandma... why don't you just fix your little problem and roast this bird!"
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Chewie: Elwood P. Dowd is a pleasant and delightfully eccentric bachelor living in Mos Eisley, who instantly exchanges his friendship with an invisible 6 foot 3 inch white rabbit (named Harvey) for a Wookiee, when it and a hot-shot starship smuggler named Han Solo walk into the Cantina one day. Solo is not amused at the suggestion an invisible giant rabbit now be his co-pilot; blaster fire ensues.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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U.S. Marshal McLuhan: The MAC 10 is the Massage.
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10 Things I Hate About μ: Troubled by the greek alphabet, Kat Stratford (Julia Stiles) develops a particular dislike for λ, κ, ι, θ (played by Catherine Theta Jones), η, ν, ξ, ο, π and ρ.
Sadly the movie never escaped the stigma of being labelled a chick flick.
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Tootsie Roll: Dustin Hoffman as an actor with a bad reputation who's desperate for a lead part in a popular daytime soap opera. He goes "overweight drag queen"...and is promptly beat out for the role by the plumper Mrs. Doubtfire. :-p
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Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control: Sandra Bullock desperately tries to bring Tom Cruise under control. Also released under the title Mission: Impossible.
The Great Santorini: Robert Duval stars as a Mediterranean island trying not to blow its top.
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Dr. Whooo: The Time Lord moves to Oregon to help save the rare spotted owl from The Dalleks (Inhabitants of The Dalles).
OK, that one won't make a lot of sense outside the Pacific Northwest.
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Gave me a laugh.
The Turtle Diary: A very boring film about a drab couple who unconsciously seek each other's love, yet remain in seeming ho-hum denial of that over cups of tepid tea in a dismal London cafe. A hot date to them is watching turtles at the local aquarium (though they continue pretending not to be dating). Starring Ben Kingsley...hey, this film WAS made.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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