The First Wharves Club: The latest in a string of hilarious marine romps from the director of Four Weddings and a Fuming Roll and Mobil Dick.
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The First Wharves Club: The latest in a string of hilarious marine romps from the director of Four Weddings and a Fuming Roll and Mobil Dick.
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Monty Hall and the Holy Grail - "Is the Holy Grail behind Curtain Number 1, Curtain Number 2, or in Carol Merrill's box?"
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Smokey and the Band Aid: Jackie Gleason gets a minor cut
The Bucket List of Adrian Messenger of God: Two friends investigate a series of apparently unrelated killings while doing all the things they've been putting off, eventually finding Anthony Quinn
The Last Burger King of Scotland: A physician attempts to change Idi Amin's eating habits from people to Whoppers
O Brother, Where Art Garfunkel?: Three convicts on the lam seek Paul Simon's old singing partner
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Two and Seven-Eights Men: Sitcom following the exploits of Sidney Carton and a pair of friends after A Tale of Two Cities
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The SchTick: retired vaudevillian gains superpowers which apparently only work when he is in the spotlight. His sidekick and faithful companion, Lighting Man, does what he can, but sometimes even the SchTick misses his spot.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Fraser: Sitcom about a fellow running Universe Today
Forbidden Transitions: The story of an unpaired woman and a man in an excited state
Razzing Arizona: New Mexicans finally let it all out
National Treasure Island: Nick Cage meets Wallace Beery
Treasure Island of Lost Souls: Jim Hawkins meets Dr. Moreau
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Mike A:O Brother, Where Art Garfunkel?: Three convicts on the lam seek Paul Simon's old singing partner
O Brother, Where Are You?? Three convicts on the lam accidentally get separated, and without cellphones they become increasingly frustrated at being unable to relocate/regroup with each other.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Up in the Air Force One Hour Photographing Fairies: The US President fires his staff and takes a side job obsessively making prints from old photographic plates of the Cottingley fairies. Starring Angelina Jolie as George Clooney portraying Harrison Ford as Arthur Conan Doyle (see: Doyle's War)
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The Punk Panther: The bumbling Inspector Clouseau meets his demise in an underground goth nightclub.
It's a Plunderful Life: On Christmas Eve, a suicidal pirate sees the misery he has caused others by robbing them on the open seas, and decides comparatively his life isn't so bad after all.
Dumb and Dumber and Dumberesttest: Two half-wits decide to change their fortunes, and engage on a farcical cross-country SAT adventure resulting in their accidental admittance to, and eventually the demise of, the Prometheus Society.
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IT, the Information Terrestrial: Computer maven just wants people to stop phoning, already
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et: extraterrestrial lands in small southern town just before lunchtime.
So many bugs, so little time.
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ETC.: The sequel to ET
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Mo' Better Blues Brothers Grimm: Jake and Elwood grow up to become rivals in telling fairy tales
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Brigadune: Arrakis appears once every one hundred years. Featuring the songs "Once in the Erg", "Waitin' for Shai-Hulud" and "The Spice of My Life". Starring Sting as the Sandworm
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The Birds from Alcatraz: If you thought Hitchcock's birds were nasty, wait until this flock breaks out and swarms your little coastal village!
Written/Produced/Directed by San Quentin Tarantino.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Escape from Alka-Seltzer: Over-use of alka-seltzer for "the blahs" breaks down the social fabric of a small town but, due to the awful cooking, resistance is futile.
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President Evil: President Obama must escape Washington DC as it is overun by hordes of zombies.
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Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stoned: Harry flies into San Francisco 1968 and gets turned onto LSD by the resident Haight-Ashbury sorcerer. Any "far-out" adventures Harry's had previously don't compare with this. Co-starring Goldie Hawn in a yellow bikini and flower-power body paint.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Escape from Alacazam - Action/Thriller - Frustrated assistant working with an incompetent magician desperately seeks freedom by staging a disappearing act all her own....can she escape before he cuts her in half?
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Red Squirrels Rising. Oppressed Sciurus vulgaris band together to overthrow the oppressive greys. Starring Amy Adams as the leader of S. vulgaris and Susan Sarandon as the Queen of the Greys. We'll find something for Angelina Jolie.
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Pulicose Fiction - went straight to DVD...the flick no one's itching to see.
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The Taking of Pell Grants, 1...2...3: Criminals defraud the educational financial aid system. Starring Robert Morse as Samuel F.B. Morse.
The Life of Louis Prima:Paul Muni plays the role of the multitalented singer and bandleader
Anasthesia: The story of the surviving Romanov daughter puts anyone to sleep
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Razzing Ari Fleischer: Critics put down the former White House press secretary
Georgie Grill: Lynn Redgrave is an awkward young woman whose only concern is her self-designed lowfat cooking device. Starring James Mason as the Beaver.
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Miss Connubiality - She's a shoe-in to win, but the judge may be disqualified
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Horse, M.D.: Mister Ed goes to medical school
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Morse Attacks: Tim Burton should've stayed home the day (yes, only one day, and it shows) that he directed this movie telling the story of the day Inspector Morse finally lost his patience with Lewis, who insisted on embarrassing him in front of his superiors by referring to him as Endeavour, with the final straw being when Lewis unfurls a banner with his first name spelt wrong.
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