Monty Python and the Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Aallbbatrosss!!
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The Rime of the Ancient Mariner: viewers please note that this is an adaptation of Samuel Taylor Coleridge's famous poem and not a biography of Ken Griffey, Jr. We're sorry about running the ad on ESPN already.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Party of Fife: retired sheriff's deputy finds himself on a reality TV show in which he must parent five recently orphaned children of varying ages.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Bunk'd: scenes and outtakes from All in the Family and Archie's Place in which people get yelled at by Archie.
So many bugs, so little time.
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New Zealand1 An epic, similar in scope to a movie involving Nicole Kidman, about an aristocratic widower (played Hugh Grant) and his tough New Zealander neighbor and her sheep(played by Anna Paquin).
1: If anybody thinks I have the completely wrong idea about New Zealand, please send me and my family four plane tickets, preferably first class, and vouchers for lodging and meals in high-quality hotels.
Last edited by swampyankee; 2010-Mar-08 at 12:59 AM. Reason: Added the footnote
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The Rocky Road Horror Picture Show: Dr. Frankenfurter is surprised at a visit by Rocky Balboa. They share laughs over bowls of ice cream, and later Rocky decides to drop the macho bit to learn a risque dance number in a frilly nightie and fishnet stockings.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Up in the Air of a Blind Avatar's District Hurt Locker's Precious, but Inglourious, Basterd Education of a Serious Man. - A shoe-in for an Oscar.
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Originally Posted by Garnet Star
Well done! It's a perfect trifecta - 2 movies and ice cream
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Semi-precious - Difficult story of relatives of Precious, whose lives are even worse...
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Avant-garde Sequel to Avatar that has an original storyline and ups the ante on special effects
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Havartiar: turns out that unobtanium's special properties are negated given a sufficiently large amount of cheese.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Mythbustiers: Adam and Jamie test women's undergarments
The Klingon and I: Anna tries to civilize the leader of the Klingons. Featuring such famous songs as "I Cannot Whistle a Happy Tune Because Klingons Cannot Whistle and Are Usually Not Happy, but My Bat'leth Produces a SImilar Sound Before Decapitating my Adversary" and "Shall We Preform Intricate Paired Maneuvers While I Wave My Mek'leth?"
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UPanishads!: Pixar's retelling of the Hindi texts
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The Kling-On and I: Anna's aggravating troubles with plastic wrap, and the unsavory space aliens who are amused by it all.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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SILENCE! I concur!
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Josie and the Amazing Technicolor Pussycats - Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a Broadway musical of the 1970s TV cartoon.
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Josie and the Octopussycats: finally, Bond girls with talent.
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The Braking and I - Anna's Toyota Prius is recalled - featuring the song "Shall We Stop?" and Congressional panel sings to Toyota execs "Getting to Know You, getting to know all about you...."
EDIT: YIKES! Runaway Prius story from today's news.
Last edited by GalaxyGal; 2010-Mar-10 at 02:04 AM. Reason: Add Prius newstory
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Hurry (John Mc)Cain: Docudrama based on the story of one time boxing match watcher who was framed as a Presidential candidate in a rush to take office before the reaper catches up with him.
Based on the greatest story song ever made.
This is the story of one John McCain,
Who ran for president as Octogenarian...
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Razing Arizona - The Sequel: 60 seconds to 3:10
An infamous outlaw and his gang give perpetual convenience-store robber 48 hours to convert Yuma County's rail yard into a much needed water reservoir, while his ex-cop wife is held hostage at a fertility clinic. He chooses to complete his task by creating impact craters with stolen aircraft.
Look for Nicolas Cage's cameo as the startled Elvis impersonator.
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My Name is Earl Scheib: After being hit by an automobile, petty thief Earl devotes his life to painting any car for $49.95
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Grey's Anatomy of a Murder in the Rue Morgue: Trust me, it's a good'un
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Valley of the Doyles: Lonely Irish women hit the Harp Lager hard
Peyton Manning Place: The continuing story of a quarterback's life and loves
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Song of Bernie Kerik: Charismatic former police chief pleads guilty
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