Sixteen Canapes - Molly Ringwald stars as a teen whose birthday is forgotten. Depressed, she hits the appetizers, again and again, and again.
Sixteen Canapes - Molly Ringwald stars as a teen whose birthday is forgotten. Depressed, she hits the appetizers, again and again, and again.
Extreme Ironman: The irony is palpable in this movie about a man in a plastic suit who loves to iron in exotic and dangerous locations in order to make the world a safer place.
The Real Alewives of Lake Michigan: a promising reality show pilot winds up flopping on the beach.
So many bugs, so little time.
The Cartridge Family: A widowed mother and her five children take to the road to make some money, robbing a different bank each week. Starring Angelina Jolie as both Shirley Jones and David Cassidy, her first dual role.
Two Mules for Sister Sarah's Habit: Shirley MacLaine and Whoopi Goldberg team up as Arizona marijuana runners, supplying a local nunnery with weed. Clint Eastwood as the defrocked priest who tries to stop them, and is visibly startled when Whoopi smacks Shirley on the backside.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
Bone-anza: Ben Cartwright becomes a foresnic anthropologist
Bonanzarama: Ben, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe team up with a quartet of English girl singers. Touring the Wild West with Buffalo Bill, their song "Cruel Summer" becomes a big hit. Later Little Joe falls in love with Annie Oakley.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
Laugh Fin: Sixties comedy show for fish
Post Morty: Single mum Linda is building up a trust fund for her daughter by schmoozing and knocking out elderly folk, then stealing their fountain pens. Starring Burt Reynolds as The Drake.
My Friend Flickr - Story of man and his photogenic horse who host an image site
Bun-anza - In this western cooking show, Hop Sing shows off his baking skills for the Cartwright clan.
Lunk'd - Ashton Kutcher's practical joke, hidden camera series of victims dealing with blockheads.
Candid Camera Obscura: Leonardo da Vinci sets up pranks on other artists
District 9 to 5: An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a local business manager. When he is kidnapped by his clerical staff, the aliens must decide whether to rescue him or open a shrimp cocktail bar on the beach.
So many bugs, so little time.
Forbidden Planetarium: When the lights go dim the stars come out. Along with this nasty Id monster.
Destination Moonie: A daring expedition to the Unification Church
The First Wive's Fight Club: Women dumped by their husbands take out their frustrations in fisticuffs
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Strangers on a Quatrain - 2 men agree to exchange 4 line stanzas in iambic pentameter, but only 1 follows through. Things go from bad to verse.
The Taking of Phlegm 123 - Armed men threaten to spit on a NYC subway train if not given $10 million.
That's Incredibles!: superhero team hangs up their tights for a weekly geek show featuring people who can solve the Rubik's Cube in less than 20 seconds, play the nose flute, and show off weird pets.
So many bugs, so little time.
The Taking of Pelham 456 - The sequel.
The Borne Amenities: Jason Borne mellows out a little and tries his hand at real estate.
The Shado'h!: "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men...Oooh, who took the last jelly donut!" Yes, it's America's favorite dad, Homer Simpson, as the mysterious do-gooder who can cloud a man's mind.
So many bugs, so little time.
Gone in Sixty Minutes - The Sunday news magazine profiles car theft and closes with an editorial by Andy Rooney. "If your stolen car is recovered, you'll have to readjust the positions of the seat and mirrors. Then you find that the thieves have changed all the radio settings too - don't you hate that?"
2012 with Super Dave Osborne: iconic stuntsman will perform a series of spectacular stunts during the end of the world. If you still have TV reception during this time, be sure to tune in. Afterwards, he'll make an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
So many bugs, so little time.
A Clockwork Rhymes with Orange: updated version of Stanley Kubrick's movie in animated form. Malcolm McDowell has a cameo as one of the stencilers.
So many bugs, so little time.