Twelfth Night of the Living Dead. Zombies are back, this time on January 6.
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American Midol: The crankiest performers ever on a talent show
Tiger Woodstock: Three days of peace, love and music. Mainly love.
The Legend of Badger Vance: A mysterious mustelid appears out of the rough to chew on a washed-up golfer's leg
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The Sword in the Scone: Young Arthur retrieves the magic sword Esmiralda from the local bake shop.
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Enter the Dragon: What bad things happen when a Medieval veterinarian tries administering an enema suppository to a dragon.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Lives of a Gay Sha Na Na: Sometimes a bit difficult to tell from a straight Sha Na Na, but great fun nevertheless.
Mutual of Omaha's Mild Kingdom: Marlin Perkins captures a guinea pig that has escaped from its cage.
Cousin, Cuisine: Hannibal Lecter makes a family dinner.
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The Post World: a dark world where geeks dwell sending each other clever quips while wearing dinosaur pattern pajamas.
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Bat-in-the-Hat Man: " The Joker is green, what a terrible guy so I took my left fist and put it in his eye!"
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The Hounds of Baskin Robbins: In an Electric Universe somewhere in a fiction story, robotic guard dogs are powered by 31 different flavours of ice cream.
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Blisterhood of the Traveling Pants - 3 decades of traveling...and eating have led to discomfort with the beloved jeans. The ladies finally admit to themselves that they've grown up...and blown up - time for larger jeans...with a comfort waistband to take them through later life.
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Sisterhood of the Traveling MuuMuu Retired girlfriends pass along stories and a colorful shift with appliqué remnants of a pair of jeans from their youth.
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How to Bury a Millionaire - A cautionary tale of Anna Nicole Smith.
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The Sorcerer's Apprentice: "You're not only fired, you're CURSED!"
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Whatever Happened to Baby Janeway?: Capt. Janeway gets sucked into a time warp. She finds herself in an old dilapidated house facing an emotionally sadistic Joan Crawford. When misapplying makeup and acting like a nut doesn't deter Crawford, Capt. Janeway whips out her phaser and blasts Crawford. She then discovers the root cellar is a time portal back to Space Station 32's bar.
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Bourne Free - Elsa, the lion cub, is taught how to manage the dangers of the wild by Jason.
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WALL-E Street - Robot stockbroker specializing in 'junk' bonds gets involved in insider trading with corporate raider, Gordon Gekko.
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Twilight Moon: Judgment Day: Jacob and Edward meet their new competition for Bella: a love sick T-1000.
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Georgia Tool: Lindsay Lohan plays Spoons on holiday in the Peach State.
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Inspector Gidget: James Darren is smitten by a couple of Sandra Dee's bionic enhancements
Boy, am I showing my age.
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The Spy who loved Octopussy only to Live Twice and Die Another Day with Dr. No in Russia with Love.: Sean, Roger and Pierce are snared in an evil time loop movie plot devised by penny pinching SPECTRE film editors.
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On Gulden Pond - Estranged father and daughter bond at family cottage with the help of spicy brown mustard.
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Originally Posted by GalaxyGal
I believe that was a remake of the French film Sur l'étang de Grey Poupon.
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The Karate Kidney Donor: Mr. Miyagi teaches instant karate again when a poor deaf mute blind and uncool kid has his kidney stolen at lunch one day and with only 2 hours to learn martial arts to get it back from the local Amish gangbangers.
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Ice bath on... ice bath off.
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Δ V: The Visitors finally get fed up and leave. A few days later, another alien race arrives to enslave humans and take over the Earth.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Get out of my Womb: Cheech Marin stars in this movie that inspired a terrible Arnie movie. How long will his pregnancy go on for? Your gestation's as good as mine.
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Jules Verne et Jim: Pioneering science fiction author and his friend meet bohemian Catherine, who drives Jules off a bridge in his new invention, the ipsimobile.
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The bi-Polar Express - Tom Hanks stars in story of a Christmas Train taking children to see Santa ....it'll make you laugh...it'll make you cry....then laugh....and cry...then laug....
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Bridget Jones and the Temple of Doom - Renee Zellweger stars as a 30-something, overweight, klutz...and relative hired by Indy. He quickly learns that nepotism and archeology don't mix.
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