The Way We Whirr - Helicopter pilots fall in love
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The Way We Whirr - Helicopter pilots fall in love
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Cool, Silent Runnings: Jamaican bobsled team must use all their skills to save space habitats from destruction and still make it to the Olympics on time.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Weight We Were - Former Lovers fondly recall their past romance and slimmer waistlines
The Whey We Whirr - Documentary of the manufacturing of Ricotta Cheese
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The Usual Sunspots: small time sunspot tells all on how he and his gang plan on changing the climate.
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Herbie -- A Bug's Life: tell-all auto-biography by everyone's favorite VW Beetle.
So many bugs, so little time.
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How the Vest was Worn: New York clothes designer fights off the ruff and bare-chested natives of the Old West.
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Lonesome Dove Chocolate: being a lawman in the desert southwest is a hard and demanding job, especially for this soft milk chocolate straight from the factory who must now ride after the dangerous Clark Bar Gang. Will he earn his garnet sheriff's star? Or will he get thrown back into the seconds bin? Tune in this Sunday at 9pm EST to find out.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Vampira the Buffet Slayer: Comedy/horror series set in Sunnydale, a California town built over "El Mouth", an all-you-can-eat diner.
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District 90210: Prawns have been relocated to California where they find acceptance among the teens there.
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Plan 90210 From Outer Space: A very, very cheap remake of District 90210
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Buffy the Vampire. She lost, and has joined the other side.
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Heroes Plan Buffy 90210 - Vampire Prawns invade Earth. The only defender is a hot young cheerleader from Beverly Hills High who has special powers.
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Heroes Plan Buffy 90210 Sushi Bar. What is done with those vampire prawns after they meet the hot young cheerleader, who is also an aspiring sushi chef.
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Heroes Plan Buffy 90210 Sushi Bar: The Day After - in this sequel we discover the horror of the following day.
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The Fabulous Baker Boys: Michelle Pfeiffer thinks she's being hired to sing her heart out in glitzy gowns atop a piano in a swank nightclub for big money. Turns out the Baker Boys are bakers. Mayhen ensues as she wrangles donuts, stirs up big batches of frosting, de-trays dozens of cookies for minimum wage.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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The Fabulous Baker Boys would have been better if it had pies in it.
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The Wolf Pup Man: being cursed isn't so bad when on the full moon all that happens is someone wants to rub your tummy and feed you milk.
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Tombstone Pizza: Wyatt Earp gets out of law enforcement and buys into this new-fangled Italian cuisine but can't figure out how to freeze them Italian pies.
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Romancing the Tombstone: Geologist finds he can't stay out of the graveyard.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Girlfight at the OK Corral: Angelina Jolie in her greatest role as Wynette Earp, Sandra Bullock as Nurse Holiday and Drew Barrymore as Virgin Earp. Gun-toting tight leather wearing females against second rate male stars. They don't stand a chance.
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Lost & Found: All the mysteries of The Island are discovered in the unclaimed baggage area at Newark Airport
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W: Aliens are really disguised clones of George Bush. Heh.
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Twelve O'Clock High Noon. Lawman Will Kane's grandson is flying B-24's in WW2, but he is unpopular with the other pilots of his squadron, who refuse to recognize his service with a Mosquito Squadron and The Dam Busters.
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Trump Enterprise: Donald Trump buys out Starfleet just so he can sit in the Captain's chair on Enterprise.
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Trump of the Will. Leni Riefenstahl becomes the newest producer of The Apprentice.
No Time for Sargents. Art historian doesn't like Madame X, so this painter is never mentioned in art history class.
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Ohhh, ohh, open the windows, please!No Time for Sargents
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While we're in the area...
Madame X - the Unknown: Sargent exhibits his controversial painting of a huge radioactive Scottish blob
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The X-pen - Writing utensils with super powers battle for the fate of the page.
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X-Galactica: what would have happened if the Cylons had not shown up for the party.
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Battlestar Ataxia: Spaceships search for Earth in a totally uncoordinated way
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