Duckhouse - water fowl are programmed to think they are named Donald.
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Duckhouse - water fowl are programmed to think they are named Donald.
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Groundhouse. Old-fashioned coffee house without WiFi or cappucino, but with a one-legged, ex-stripper behind the counter.
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The Maxwell Coffee House of the Dead : Openminded(literally) and cool zombies' favorite early morning hangout. Poetry every Wednesday.
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Tepid-hand Luke. Keanu (Percy) Reeves plays a blasé convict, in a minimum security prison who keeps getting completely ignored by everybody.
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Karz': everybody's favorite Afghani leader in his own Saturday morning cartoon show.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Patton Pending: in this incarnation, the General finds himself partnered with a wild haired Einstein in the Swiss Patent office. Space curves a comic path when these two argue. "Black holes, nein, nein, nein" "check your math Einstein and put on your helmet!"
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The Bug's Life: Story of the great Polish river
The Incorrigibles: A group of superheroes just won't go away
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The Wide, Long and High World of Sports: sportscast dedicated to three-dimensional analysis of the day in sports.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Mancunian Candidate: An '80s acid-house DJ is brainwashed by Communists into becoming a political assassin.
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The Color of Monet: Fast Eddie Felson takes up painting when his eyesight starts to fail; his fuzzy pictures of pool tables don't sell until one of them is accidentally labeled "Water Lilies"
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Gents, you are very creative and too, too funny
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Fake Grit - John Wayne stars - Rooster Cogburn joins the space program and is disappointed in freeze-dried breakfast cuisine
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The Executrix - Neo becomes aware of the hidden intricacies of estate law and must rely on Trinity to execute the complex terms of a will.
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The MateTrix: Guys, are you stuck in a sensory deprivation chamber on one side of the world while your soulmate is stuck in a sensory deprivation chamber on the other side of the world? Or how about this one, ladies: is your VR life stuck in a rut while your possible significant other's VR life is shared only with a golden retriever? No problem! Let one of our Agents guide your VR into the VR of that special someone. All for the low-low price of indentured servitude, waterbed sores and vitamin D deficiency.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Full Monty Hall - Unemployed steel workers appear on "Let's Make a Deal" and are presented with a provocative wager. Will they? Won't they? ....and what's Jay bringing down the aisle?
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Father of the Bride of Frankenstein. Dr Victor von Frankenstein IX resurrects Stanley T Banks (played by a reanimated Spencer Tracy) so he can give away his granddaughter at the morganic marriage of the youngest Banks' daughter to the Dr's grandson, Victor XI.
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Little Miss Sunshine: the people of Earth are once again threaten by solar calamity with only one hope to save them. A really big bomb and a 40lb. little girl. After building the really big bomb there is only room for a 40lb. child so top Earth scientists decide to hold a Little Miss Sunshine beauty contest to pick the candidate.
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And Then There Were Nuns. Students at a 1950's high school drive out all their teachers, but then the board of education hires....
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The Nuns of Navarone: crack team secretly trains in Greek convent as a back up in case Gregory Peck and David Niven fail to blow up the guns.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Sequel to Disney classic that never made it the screen
Bambiance - The mood and atmosphere of the forest revolves around one adorable fawn
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Old Yellowcake: that old yellow Lab been digging in the uranium pit again and he done got himself contaminated. Get the shotgun, Daddy.
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Seabiscuits 'n Gravy - Depressing film about the origins of Purina's latest dog food flavor.
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And the Academy Award for Ewwww goes to...Originally Posted by GalaxyGal
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Rocky and Juliet: just picture it in your mind then quickly run for the bathroom.
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Woof!
Whale Meat Again Wartime story of love and food rationing
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Monica Frees Willy: On second thought...
The Prawnbroker: Sol Nazerman suffers flashes of guilt from his secret desire to eat shrimp
The Fighting Seabiscuit: John Wayne stars as a racehorse who doesn't want to become a new dog food flavor
To Seabiscuit and Die: Story of an ill-fated union between Yuri, an ambitious, young Russian concert pianist and his fiancee who reveals herself to be a horse.
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Starring Penelope Cruz?
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Wgy the long face?
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Voyage to the Bottom of the Seabiscuit - Submariners focus on saving the world, all business, no horsing around.
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The 52nd Annual Grandma Awards: Edna Liverspot of Toledo, Ohio took away 5 of the prestigious Grandma awards. Katherine Helmond, Doris Roberts and Shirley MacLaine led an all-star octogenarian cast in renditions of this year's big hip-hop hits.
The 52nd Annual Grammar Awards: Sorry, but we slept through the winners of this year's award show, however, we can tell you that txtspeak was once again the big loser of the night.
The 52nd Annual Grammer Awards: This year's big winner is Kelsey Grammer! This will be Grammer's 52nd Top Grammer award in all.
So many bugs, so little time.
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