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    The Courtmartial of Eddie's Father: See what happens when a young Navy lieutenant widower becomes overly zealous in his search for a nice stepmother for his son, and begins pinching and making passes at female colleagues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadme View Post
    The Courtmartial of Eddie's Father: See what happens when a young Navy lieutenant widower becomes overly zealous in his search for a nice stepmother for his son, and begins pinching and making passes at female colleagues.
    Cheap shot to follow:

    Eddie's Father at Court: He told them not to make him angy. He told them they wouldn't like him if he were angry. They made him angry. Now, 12 people must make sure his anger will never cause harm to anyone again.

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    "Reservoir Hogs" -- A charming collaboration between Quentin Tarentino and the masterminds behind such children's classics as 'Finding Nemo" and "Monster's, Inc.".


    In this latest PIXAR production, we follow the exploits of four porkers who are fed up with the maltreatment of swine around the world. They take matters into their own hooves, and launch a brutal (yet fun and entertaining for the whole family) campaign of terror and destruction to liberate porcines from human exploitation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Cheap shot to follow:

    Eddie's Father at Court: He told them not to make him angy. He told them they wouldn't like him if he were angry. They made him angry. Now, 12 people must make sure his anger will never cause harm to anyone again.
    ("Reservoir Hogs" funny too -- Abbadon_2008)

    Steal Magnolias: A young bride-to-be, an opinionated beautician, a fretting overachieving mother and the town tramp all compete with each other to see who can steal the most magnolias from flowerbeds and florist shops in their quaint sleepy Southern county.

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    King Song....the world's most colossal singing simian...this melodious monkey has a hip beat New Yorkers will like......

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    Man vs Wild vs Style. A SAS operative is dropped into some exotic locale to survive on what he can catch but also at certain times he will be judged on his fashion style of the clothing he has improvised from local materials.
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    Sexoplanets. I'm not sure what it would be about yet, but I really like the title.

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    Sex and the S.E.T.I.: Beautiful and sassy radio astronomers navigate the cut throat world that is the search for extraterrestrial intelligence in the fast lane at one of the most competitive radio telescopes in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Sex and the S.E.T.I.: Beautiful and sassy radio astronomers navigate the cut throat world that is the search for extraterrestrial intelligence in the fast lane at one of the most competitive radio telescopes in the world.
    NASA should produce that one.

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    Planet of the Grapes: The lone astronaut survivor of an unexpected "fell into a timewarp with resultant crash landing" accident discovers the future of America: Overrun...by vines and vines loaded with grapes! Sentient grapes, who view all "flesh and bloods" as inferior creatures. Our once-heroic astronaut is now forced to toil and labor in vineyards ... a slave to the grapes!

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    Soylent Grape: a companion piece to Planet of the Grapes starring the original members of the California Raisins before their careers dried up and took off. Caution: the climactic wineshop scene may not be appropriate viewing for budding grapes on the vine.

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    Spy Kidds: these ivy-eating youngsters are out to get the goat of the bad wolf who has stolen the defense plans for Farmer Jones's field. Is their father a fainting goat or is he really a super secret agent who can chew his way out of any situation? Starring Antonio Baaanderas.

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    Treks and the City: Kirk goes on shore leave.

    ]Expended! everything you wanted to know about garbage and more.

    The French Correction: a film about a French copy edititor

    Space Balls the prequel!: The story of a young Helmet growing up on a lonely desert planet yearning for adventure and passes the time building robots, such as Dot Matrix, and earning critical acclaim from local robot enthusiasts over his Virgin Alarm (He narrowy avoided a lawsuit from Richard Branson). He later learns of a great mystical power from traveling bands of door to door vacuum cleaner salesmen. He is trained in the ways of the Force err Schartz by the great and wise master Yogurt. He later is tempted to the downside of the Schwartz by the evil Senator Skroob. Meanwhile, helmet's former roomate's cousin's nephew's brother Vinny's restaurant chain fails and he becomes entangled with the Mafia, namely Pizza the Hut and his robot henchman, Vinnie with an ie. Pizza demands protection money that Vinny can't pay after the failure of his restaurant chain, which, ironically, served pizza ( and not very good pizza at that). Fearing for the life of his only child, Lone Starr, Vinny leaves him at a local Pastafarian Monastery, where he is taken in by monks. It is there that Lone Starr meets his best friend, Barf, whose father, Ralph, works as a janitor at the Monastery. One day, the two happen upon a dilapidated Winnebago (which is an excellent starting point for a spaceship). Followng this the two start a Hero for Hire service and bum their way around the universe for a few years.

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    The Sigma Man: adapted from Matheson's minor work, I am Legerdemain, this movie recounts the exploits of a mathematical whizkid who, by his count, is the last man on Earth. Convincing the IRS and an army of undead collections agents of this will require all the math tricks up his sleeve. Roger Ebert summed up the movie by giving two thumbs up, with an error margin of plus or minus 3.

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    The Importance of Being Ernest T. Bass: North Carolina in the 1960s, two friends use the same pseudonym ("Ernest") for their on-the-sly activities. All goes well until the rocks start coming through the windows...

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    The Last Starfighter of Scotland...after kicking his latest videogame Ugandan dictator Idi Amin is surprised by a strange man who talks about defending the Frontier from Zur and the Ko-Dan Armada. Idi laughs, kills the odd man but keeps the man's cool car.

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    Destination: Moot! - Daring exploration plans are foiled when the rocket doesn't work.


    Lord of the Rinks - Frodo joins Disney on Ice.


    Irony Man - Tony Stark ditches his armor for cutting remarks.


    Teutonic - German luxury liner strikes iceberg and sinks it.


    Nu, Voyager? - Spinster daughter of a Jewish mother finds happiness in Hadassah.


    North by Southwest - Roger Thornhill is now free to move about the country.

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    That was a nice period piece, mike alexander. Thanks for including it.

    Freshtastik Voyage: in an attempt to deliver better nutrition to lazy, obese teenagers, entire salad bars are miniaturized and the vegetables administered internally using miniaturized submarines.

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    Edward Scissorlips - Odd young man has never been kissed


    Dye Hard - A mordant exploration of the cloth-coloring industry


    Prod and Predjudice - Romance on a cattle feedlot


    The Ten Condiments - Moses gives the Israelites a list of heavenly new recipes


    y Pollo 13 - A baker's dozen of chickens on a mind-boggling adventure


    Pats of Glory - The story of a stunning discovery in a cow pasture

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    72 Brides for 7 Brothers. a musical of 7 Muslin brothers who found eternal bliss with 72 doe-eyed modest companions. Of course there is no music or dancing and the virgins will be stoned after each performance. Enjoy!
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    Song of Bernanke - Head of the Federal Reserve begins having visions of a strange lady (Ayn Rand) who tells him everyone should worship the dollar


    Chariots on Fire - The amazing story of the Ford Pinto


    Atlantis: The Lost Incontinent - The desperate search for Charles Atlantis before his Depends run out


    Seven C's to Calais - Francis Drake gets average grades before defeating the Spanish Armada (yes, I know).


    They Were Extendible - John Wayne discovers a way to make PT boats longer


    D.T. the Extraterrestial - E. T.'s cousin has severe drinking problems


    No Highway in the Sty - James Stewart discovers pig's tails fall off when shaken in the cold

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    The Wizard of Ooze - Dick Cheney pushes legislation allowing drilling in rainbows


    The Unsinkable Molly Maguires - Rollicking musical about industrialists and their goons murdering Irish coal miners


    East Side Story - Musical about the warring Bilts and Morgs.


    The Greatest Shoe on Earth - Charlton Heston ramrods an intnerant cobbler's shop
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    Night Gort: brief revival of the famous courtroom sitcom in which Bull Shannon was replaced by our old friend from The Day the Earth Stood Still.

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    Doctor Poolittle - A closer look at pushmi-pullyu physiology

    The Shinnying - Jack Nicholson develops an uncontrollable urge to climb flagpoles

    The Night They Raided Minkowski's - Space, time, and a little skin.

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    The World According to Carp: A fish trying to make his way in America's rivers struggles with being caught and constantly thrown back... Deep down he knows there's a koi inside waiting to get out.

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    Chico and the Manatee: The Man has long since passed away. Chico is now retired and living in Florida where he strikes up a friendship with an unusual swimming partner.

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    I'm pretty sure Chico and the Manatee was inspired by My Mother the Gar.


    Gays and Dolls - Just friends, y'know?


    The Boids - Pigeon attacks increase in Brooklyn


    On the Waterboard - Terry Malloy dreams of becoming an interrogator for the CIA...

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    Car 54, Wherefore Art Thou? An update of a classic now in iambic pentameter.

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    1 Adam 13 - "Now the cops are in on it.."

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