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The Pluperfect Storm: in this prequel, of sorts, to The Perfect Storm, the viewer learned that English Lit Scientists had succeeded in their goal to split the ultimate infinitive. The resulting temporal storm had caused the events prior to what happened to George Clooney and his crew. Rated G for grammatical depictions of hanging participles, full frontal verb conjugations and brief misuse of apostrophes.
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The Byrds: It's the Summer of Love 1967, but the popular band "The Byrds" are feeling anything BUT love after their manager bungles a month's worth of gig bookings. The Byrds take revenge, roaring into a sleepy coastal town to pelt innocent citizens with rocks, beer bottles and tire irons.
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A Smockwork Orange: Crazed milk-addled thugs go on the attack of anyone wearing an orange smock.
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M. Night Shyamalan's next eco-thriller The Last Supper shocks the viewers senses with the story of turkeys mutated by climate change rising against their primate overlords.
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Alien vs President......newly elected US President Chris Rock is in trouble after being trapped with something bigger and blacker than himself.
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Alien v. Predator: In space, no one can hear you object. Puts the dire back into voir dire. Coming this summer to courtrooms near you. A Dick Wolf/Ridley Scott production.
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The Incredible Bulk -- What happens when a middle-aged David Banner can't kick the junk food habit, and gets really angry? Like really BIG and angry?
Mummy Dearest -- Joan Crawford is back! And this time, she's UNDEAD!
Shrek's in the City -- What happens when four love-starved women in Manhattan cross paths with a green demihuman fairy tale character?
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That's just wrong!Originally Posted by Abbadon_2008
I don't know, but it sounds like it might be painful for the little green man.
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Brigadune: Two Americans on a hunting trip in Scotland become really, really lost. The mists clear abruptly and they find themselves in a desert where they encounter a small sietch called Brigadune. The people there harbor a mysterious secret, and behave as if they are living 10,000 years in the future.
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i had to watch this wit my lady friend. i dun't understand why they like so much ???
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Oh man, I'd totally go see that. Good one!
- J
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Friday the 6th
Freddy Kruger waters plants, bakes cookies and does house chores.
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LOL!!I especially like Shrek's in the City. Lol!
They're all VERY clever.
Somewhere In Time: The daily vaporizations and befuddlements of an elderly Alzheimer's patient who confuses her male nurse with Dr. Who.
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"Black Snake Mean Girls" -- What could possibly scare the clique of high school divas straight, and rid them of their evil ways? Why, being chained in the basement of a reclusive Mississippi blues singer of course!
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Yellow-Green Submarine: See what happens when The Beatles ingest tomatoes infected with salmonella while trapped inside a psychedelic sub on the ocean floor!
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"The Devil's Advocate Wears Prada" -- Anne Hathaway and Keanu Reves think that their cushy job at a fashion design company is all the rave. That is, until they realize they're cross-dressing boss is actually...SATAN!
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Is "Church Lady" there to do her Superiority Dance?
Cheaper for a Few Dozen More: It's 1887 and Clint Eastwood is waaaay over his head after marrying a widow with 14 children. Tumult and hijinks abound on the ranch!
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Spiderman Fourplay.....Peter Parker aka Spiderman has a lot of explaining to the citizens of New York City why he accidentally bit the head off of Mary Jane during a passionate moment.
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Finding Neo: Awake to the brutal reality of Earth now being in control of machines, a desperate band of young renegades in their aquatic ship cruise the ocean in search of Neo: The One. Will this little clown fish awaken to reality, triumph over The Matrix and save humankind??
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Clovis Points Man.... a prehistory superhero who used Clovis point edged weapons to reek havoc on all villainous Cro-Magnon evildoers. Of course it took days to make each weapon so he really didn't see much action but he does look great in the furs.
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"Night of the Living Dead Parrot" -- Just when you thought it was safe to go back the pet store...
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Dante's Pique: The volcano is back and it's payback time!
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The English Impatient: Two spellbinding, breathtaking hours of English folks getting fed up and losing their patience in queues and kiosks, at traffic signals, with slow and inept cashiers and drivers, etc.
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Angry British people in public? This I have to see.
The English always make me uncomfortable with their incessant politeness. I'm always wondering from just which direction the knife is going to be sunk into my back.
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Doonies: Paulie and his "big sister" Jess must elude the big, bullies Barry, Rab and Fade while making friends with the mysterious Fremen. Featuring John Matusak as Shy Who and songs by the Wiggles. From the creators of Muppet Babies.
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Are you being sarcastic?
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Dracula Must Buy! The dreaded Count has been struck with an additional curse: He must "shop 'til he drops" from sundown to [nearly] sunup or endure an agonizing withering death! [And he's not allowed to skip past any Christian bookstore he might come across (no pun intended)
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The Creature from the Greywater Lagoon...A somewhat stinky GillMan is causing mayhem in America's water treatment facilities....ooohh the horror... the smell...
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Starship Human Resources: this ever so important Terran Federation bureaucracy leads the fight against the Arachnids. Join the Human Resources division and help that armless legless headless war veteran get that job they deserve!
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"Ellen of Troy" -- Ellen Degeneres stars in this retelling of the romantic, yet tragic tale of the Trojan War.
"OK, guys. You know, I appreciate the Mediterranean cruise, and all. And of course, the palace is simply to die for...but, ahhh...Prince Paris, you're not really my type. In fact, none of you guys are really my type. I mean NONE OF YOU! Except for Cassandra. Has anyone got her e-mail, by chance? Anybody?"
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