Pax Headroom: Matt Frewer stars as emperor Augustus, droning the Senate to submission, having them name him princeps of Network 23 and bouncing around the second triumvirate while taking power for his successor: Gumby.
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Pax Headroom: Matt Frewer stars as emperor Augustus, droning the Senate to submission, having them name him princeps of Network 23 and bouncing around the second triumvirate while taking power for his successor: Gumby.
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Midnight Runs: Bounty hunter Jack Walsh battles the FBI, the Mafia and his own intestines
The Old Ringo: Aging ex-Beatle visits revolutionary Mexico
Steaks on a Plane: Riot at 35,000 feet when business class finds out first class passengers are getting filets mignon
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The World According to Gorp: A writer becomes famous for a new blend of trail mix
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The World According to Gort: Creepy robot writes story about his visit to earth. It starts off with a bang.
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The Fisher Scientific King: After losing his family in a violent exothermic reaction, a lab technician moves into the bowels of a large scientific supply warehouse where he battles evil beings only he sees and slips an extra copy of the CRC Handbook into every shipment.
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The Dumbest Day: Chevy Chase takes a medical.
This is Spinal WAP: Spinal Tap goes mobile, while the Nanny becomes the chief architect for UTMS/SIMBEAN a new version of Symbian proposed by Nigel Tufnel just after their last drummer died trying to ride a sandworm while Mr. Bean tried to help him unmount it
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Hey, none of that Internet mumbo-jumbo here!
Or Mumbo Jumbo, God of the Congo, will hoodoo you.
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Mr. Gort goes to Washington: Documentary about Klaatu's presidential campaign
Hey Mike, it's not Internet Mumbo-Jumbo, it's even worse than that, the God of the Congo is going to have to learn a new meaning for the words "Bugga-Bugga"
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Watch out Susan Lucchi! This fall in a joint venture by the WB and Cartoon Network, two shows will revolutionize daytime drama.
Batman: The Brave, the Bold and the Beautiful
Young Guns and the Restless
Check your TV Guide for local listings
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Godzelig: Radioactive monster has the ability to transform the appearance of anything into flattened rubble
Skarf Face: The story of Tony Wyoming, an immigrant who rises to the top in the ruthless world of competitive eating
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Around the world in 800 days: David Niven and Mario Moreno "Cantinflas" cash their frequent flyer miles from the "afterlife", American Airways sends them around the world in a Piper Cub.
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Pink Floyd The Mall: Roger Waters and David Gilmour go shopping
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Let's Get Smallville: Steve Martin takes on the iconic role of Clark Kent. Check out episode #14 where he compacts a car with his bare hands and proves that it is possible to put a Cadillac up your nose.
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Get Sharpy: Comic adventures in Hollywood revolving around various attempts to sign a permanent marker to a hot new script.
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The Curious Case of Guiness Stout: No matter how many bottles are removed from the case, it remains full.
The Mezzo-Sopranos: Opera-singers by day, Mafiosi by night
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Spring Commander: Freddie Prinze Jr. opens a mattress factory
Starship Bloopers: The Bugs from Planet P show their fun-loving side
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Top Gump: "Flyin' is like a box of chocolates; you never know when a MiG 25 will appear and make you lose your nerve."
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Capt Hornio Ratioblower - A amorous seafarer is continually blowing all things out of proportion.
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Wall - Eye: Bug-eyed robot cleans up
Elektra, Invikta and Le Sabre: The Buick Sisters team up
Pale Joey: Clint Eastwood rides into town as an amoral small-time nightclub performer
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Bob the Bilker: the economic downturn hits the construction industry and one builder and his talkative construction vehicles cook the books, use substandard building materials and pad estimates to make ends meet.
Can-he-do-that? Yes...he can!
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First Blood: A bitter and disillusioned ex-Green Beret turned vampire takes his first bite.
Ramble: The life story of an inarticulate ex-Green Beret who'll slice your head off with a hunting knife if you laugh at him or force him to walk across a bridge or deny him a trip through the Dairy-Queen Drive Thru.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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A Few Goodfellas: Sometimes 2 or 3 wiseguys is all you need...punk.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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The Planet of the Grapes Charlton Heston and Mark Wahlberg take a sommelier course and discover they prefer Beer and Jack Daniels
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My Cousin Vincent: Vincent van Gogh wins a murder case by getting close to the witnesses and yelling, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
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PestBusters: In 1945, Alexander Fleming discovers the ultimate cure for the Common Cold, Baldness, Male Impotence, Herpes and AIDS. He is then promptly browbeaten into submission by evil lawyers/reptiles from Alpha Orionis, associated with evil pharmaceutical companies handled by the RROWO (Really Really Old World Order Inc) who in turn are owned by the Great Green Arkleseizure and forced to discover penicillin instead
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Slaken: they came from another galaxy for our bottled spring water.
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The Re-Producers: Penn and Teller covertly enter all the Perrier Bottling Facilitates in the world, making them produce spring water using tap water, nobody notices the difference except for James Randi who then invites them for supper and reminds them NOT to let Hannibal Lecter tag along
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The Facilitators: Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Spacey watch Stephen Covey give a Leadership Training Seminar to a herd of angry bulls in Pamplona and take bets on which bull steps on Mr. Covey first.
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I would definitely pay to see that.Originally Posted by Sigma_Orionis
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From Russia, With an Absence of Malice - Agent 007 uncovers a plot involving the US Attorney General, the mafia, a champion chess professional, SPECTRE, and SMERSH. After two hours and fifteen minutes of screen time trying to figure it all out, Bond gives it up and retires to a small Caribbean island with a Russian spy, where he takes over a pirate syndicate (guest star: Johnny Depp).
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