A Time to Kilt: A lawyer hunting a cross-dressing killer lands in Scotland. He goes crazy- everybody's in a skirt!
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A Time to Kilt: A lawyer hunting a cross-dressing killer lands in Scotland. He goes crazy- everybody's in a skirt!
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The Dirty Dancing Dozen: 12 war criminals infiltrate a Nazi party by learning to Mambo.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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So I Married an Axe Murderer: A woman unwittingly marries a man obsessed with ritually destroying axes.
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Dirty Harry Potter: Young wizard cruises the streets of San Francisco with his .44 magnum wand looking for Death Eaters.
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"Do you feel magical, punk?"Originally Posted by starcanuck64
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Thanks, I failed to come up with a good catch line.
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Gran Sasso: Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood) takes action after neighborhood gang members steal his neutrino detector.
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Candyman: Wilky Wonka has become a tormented ghoul in Chicago, slashing at people with a hook hand and eating bees. Don't call his name 3 times!
Foxy Yellow: Camilla the rubber chicken's adventures in suborbital space.
The Tight Stuff: Astronauts take up fashion, make and model Spandex clothing.
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Clone Comfort Farm: Highly sexed young clones living on farms are always called Seth or Reuben.
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Spice 1999: A former girl band's music is so bad that it scares the Moon out of orbit.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Bonunza: The Cartwright family founds a convent, Our Lady of the Ponderosa.
Miami Vise: Crockett and Tubbs open a tool store in Florida.
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Terminator Salivation: A crappy sequel about a cyborg with a drooling problem.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Hotel Transylvania: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. And it's all much worse in 3D computer animation.
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Scent of a Wombat: A blind ex-army officer in Australia spends his free time doing population counts of marsupials based on their odor. "HUAA, this one smells bad".
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K-9 Cop: An undead policewoman infused with dog dna is sent by buffy the vampire slayer to the underworld to sniff out criminals.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer of New York: Tired of playing with Miss Beasley, Buffy sets out to hunt down the undead. Mr. French ensures plenty of garlic in Buffy's meals. Sissy makes groovy beaded talismans for protection.
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The Real Undead Housewives of Beverly Hills - Bravo takes reality television in a new direction.
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I thought they already were!
The Apple Dumpling Gang in Da Hood: Don Knotts and Tim Conway take a really wrong turn in L.A. Don tries to intimidate local gangsters by flashing around his 1 bullet. Fortunately Snoop Lion reprises his "Huggy Bear" character, comes to their rescue.
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Steampunk Willie - The very first computer animated movie, was made in 1892. It was rendered on the first coal-powered, mechanical, graphical computational machine.
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Snow White and Jon Huntsman: Longshot presidential candidate goes for a game-changing running mate.
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Snow Fight and The Husband: What went on with Kirsten Stewart and the director; and the fall out with Pattison and director's wife.
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Rocky Wears Prada: In 2009, Stallone gave an interview to the German TV station Tele5 whereupon he mentioned that although it sounds foolish to some he feels he needs to make another Rocky movie, because "artists must again and again go through the dark."
Source (not for the title but for the quote) -- http://www.tele5.de/sylvester_stallone?npos=0
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The Weevil Wears Prada: Who's the Queen of the Cotton Field now, HMMM??
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Resident Weevil - I think the title says it all.
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Inglorious Bustards: A group of large birds are sent to kill Hitler.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Beagle Has Landed: Spacecraft piloted by aliens that have an uncanny resemblance to over-sized Beagles arrives in rural England, hunting another space-going E.T. that looks almost exactly like a fox.
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The Beagle Has Landed: No longer content with being a WWI ace pilot, Snoopy blasts off in a Saturn V for the moon.
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I, Botox: A synthetically enhanced human struggles to understand her place in society.
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Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Dog: Scooby ditches the gang and goes into business selling scooby snacks. Scooby doo, where are you?
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Air Plain: A goofy comedy about oxygen and nitrogen.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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