M. Night Shamalyan's Ghostbusters: A group of paranormal investigators discover that they are, in fact, dead.
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M. Night Shamalyan's Ghostbusters: A group of paranormal investigators discover that they are, in fact, dead.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Long day's Journey into NightMARE ON ELM STREET- Freddie pays a "visit" to the occupants of Monte Cristo Cottage, they're too inebriated to notice.
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The Dark Bread Rises - This rye sequel has the caped crusader racing against time to stop archnemesis The Baker and his Doomsday Yeast Machine from destroying the pumpernickel factory, before all challah breaks loose!
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I heard that movie cost a lot of dough to make. Oh come one, you kneaded to hear that joke. Fine, then I won't tell you what roll I had in the making of the movie. No, no, that's the way the cookie crumbles.Originally Posted by nosbig5
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But it's the yeast you can do.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Please, please stop punnishing us!<grin>
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To Have and Have Knot: Humphrey Bogart plays a loner topologist in World War II Caribbean intrigues.
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Ash of the Titans: A cool zombie killer finds he's related to the gods of Olympus. Groovy.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Eclair from Alcatraz: Experienced but dumb crooks make a mint smuggling hot goods until someone escapes.
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Hard Daze Knight- Tragi-comedy about a medieval jouster who takes one too many blows to the head.
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The 6th Quarter: Hard times for middle class Americans when sodas went from $1.25 to $1.50.
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Purple Brane: Prince discovers evidence of a Multiverse, but his "proof" is an indecipherable squiggle.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Little Women: The nutty professor from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!" is at it again.
Jawbreakers: A group of college students on summer break see who can be the first to sprain their mandible while swimming in shark-infested waters.
Westward, Ho-Ho-Ho! Santa Claus is tired of living at the North Pole with reindeer. He's decided to move to Dodge, become a cowboy.
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Nice.
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Alien Vs. Predator: An illegal immigrant vows to fight internet molesters.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Femalien: A tourist finds herself stuck in Nigeria with no visa, and she must appeal to elderly strangers for help, using a free yahoo account.
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Independence Dad: An out-of-work Seadog must blow up the mothership for the divorce to work.
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Dairy of a Wimpy Kid: A middle school kid raises cows and produces skim milk.
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Home Alone: On Christmas day eight year-old Kevin McAllister suddenly finds himself out of work and saddled with a huge mortgage payment!
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Outlandish: Flamboyant fashion designer brings some "color" to stark mining colony on Io.
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Snow White: Outland: Beautiful young princess escapes her stepmother, the evil Queen, by fleeing to the Jupiter system where she meets seven dwarven miners in this science fiction remake of at least one classic.
So many bugs, so little time.
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High Moon: Documentary on the sociological effects of low-rider jeans.
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Pole rider: The ambulatory gait of a young girl gets affected as she works her way through college as a club dancer.
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True Grit II: Coming to a theatre near you! In this prequel to Caprica learn why commander Adama of of the Galactica looks like Mr. Cartwright from Bonanza. Time Magazine says "Yeah, we watched it." Entertainment Weekly writes "Hayden Christensen gorgeously reads his lines in a terrific supporting role, as Hailee Steinfeld turns in circles in her amazing prairie dress in the stunning digitally remastered footage spliced from original films. I've never seen anything like it!"
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200,021 an Otter Space Odyssey: Dave & Hal have been hard at work shepherding their little species through the rigors of knot tying, when the little buggers develop space travel. Originally planned as a 30 minute Sci Fi Original, this exciting story has been ingeniously extended to three part motion film series directed by Peter Jackson. Collect them all!
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Thee Sland Plebbles: True story of an eccentric man who spent his entire life with a mouth full of plebbles...I mean pebbles.
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Howse of Saand'n Fawg, Man: A man who's political party becomes unpopular in a foreign country must move to his wife and only son to California, where they must give up their hard earned lifestyle and learn surfer talk; but it seems their Howse was Not To Bee, Dude.
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Naggin' Pain To The Stars: The cast of Star Trek TOS discuss their various physical ailments.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Slinging in the Rain: Film about the adventures and exploits of a band of Balearic slingers who meet their demise on a rain-soaked battlefield when their waterlogged leather slings become ineffective.
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The FanFic Four: The third FF movie is written by randomly chosen teenagers, and it's still better than the first two films.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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