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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    If a big green boat that destroys all other boats in its wake is your idea of "finest".
    Oh yes! Not in the least because my company owns big green boats and we'd love to (peacefully) destroy all other boats in our wake with superiority.


    Sorry, back on topic! I'll help:

    Topic/Off. Nicolas Cage goes off topic on an internet board to frame a superdangerous criminal, thereby bringing his family in great danger.

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    Dear and Pleasant Stranger - story about drug-trafficking in Columbia, with all the violence and grit removed.
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    Goodall Hunting. After yet another chimpansee can't keep his hands to himself, Jane switches sides and picks up her shotgun.

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    Special Deliverance: Ned Beatty gets an unpleasant FedEx visit

    The Wright Stuffing: Wilbur and Orville spring their Thanksgiving surprise.

    Rocket Ship Sirius-XM: The first lunar expedition is financed by the Don Imus Show.

    Zion's Friction Theater: Truman Bradley hosts the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (w. tnx to Spider Robinson)

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    Charles Atlas Shrugged: John Galt grows tired of having sand kicked in his face, introduces Dynamic Tension.

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    The Younger Dames: It's grannies versus teens in this fight to the death for food, honor, and a trip to the spa.

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    War Horse Feathers: The Marx Brothers make trenchant observations on trench warfare.

    Bleak Animal House: Solicitor John Blutarski upends Jarndyce vs. Jarndyce.

    Lady Sings the Blues Brothers: Jake, Elwood and Billie get back together.

    Band of Blues Brothers: Donald Duck Dunn, Matt Guitar Murphy, Mister Fabulous... you know.

    Live at the Apollo 13:Lovell, Swigert and Haise get down in Harlem.

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    A Night at the Roxbury - the recurring Saturday Night Live skit made into a feature film.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Live at the Apollo 13:Lovell, Swigert and Haise get down in Harlem.
    "Funkadelic is not an option"
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    McLeod's Ferrets - two sisters who have spent the last 20 years apart inherit a ferret farm in Western Australia.
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    The Scarlet Litter: Rev. Dimsdale paints a big A on his pregnant cat.

    The Three Mustelids: Dumas' story of the ferrets guarding Emperor Pickles.

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    The Starlet Letter: Certain printed messages from a red dwarf star system.
    The Tree Musketeers: Forest rangers from the Early Modern Age.

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    The Black Vegetable - Baldrick never corrected Edmund.
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    The Big Bank Theory: The show too large to fail.

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    The Big Bank Theory II: The flood isn't happening.

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    The Seconds: the movie about how a limerick about Virginia Woolf affects four lives.
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    The Fighting CB's Truckers in World War II, good buddy.

    The Meshuggahland Express: A woman breaks her husband out of prison and takes a rabbi hostage.

    The Fall of the House of Crusher: Star Trek fans bury Wesley in the crypt, but he won't stay there long.

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    Sons of Lethargy - a California motorcycle gang has all sorts of plans, but never carries any of them out.
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    Prince Will Hunting: Where did he leave Kate's birthday gift?
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    Summer of Spam - during an unusually hot summer, residents of New York City are terrorised by unwanted email.
    Last edited by Sarawak; 2012-Mar-20 at 11:38 PM.
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    Bananas: A bunch of Cartwrights hang around (from MAD and Mort Drucker)

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    Store Wars: retailers use mercenaries to gain market share.
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    The Lion Bing. Docudrama on the war between internet search engines.

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    The Walking Wounded - A post-apocalyptic world where the moderately injured or ill come back to life, shuffling around looking for bandages and aspirin.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Jimmy Carter of Mars - He lusted after Dejah Thoris in his heart. Can't wait for the 3D version of the fight against the Killer Rabbit.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    I, Spa: Kelly and Scotty leave the spy business to sell designer terrycloth robes at spas around the world.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    I Am Legendre: The last mathematician in a world of business majors. Horror.

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    The MythMakers: Three contestants have two weeks to craft and spin a legend of their choose. Using UTube video, blogs, word of mouth and the media to delivery their message, the winner is the first to their legend to the front page of the "New York Times". No points are awarded if picked up by Fox News or CNN.

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    The Agony of the Ecstacy: Drug abuse in Renaissance Rome
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggremlin View Post
    The MythMakers: Three contestants have two weeks to craft and spin a legend of their choose. Using UTube video, blogs, word of mouth and the media to delivery their message, the winner is the first to their legend to the front page of the "New York Times". No points are awarded if picked up by Fox News or CNN.
    To be serious for a moment (sorry), that actually would be a rather brilliant idea for a reality TV show.
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