Moo II: This time its moot.
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Moo II: This time its moot.
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Flea Control - Lisa McCune returns to Australian television on the staff of a pet grooming service.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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The Green Smile: A hulking inmate magically cures poor dental hygene.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Little Incredible Hulk Who Could: I think I can I think I can I think I can
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Red Dawn of the Dead Man Walking Tall in the Saddle Leather Law vs. Billy the Kid: Billy takes one look to his left and walks off the set
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Red Dawn: Dialing 733-3296 magically turns any man into a female redhead overnight, and the only way to reverse of the spell is to trick another guy into dialing it.
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My Big Fat Greek <missing word> - the porn version.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Batter E Not Included: A baseball team places too much emphasis on one player, Ed the Shredd.
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Beosheep - a group of vikings terrorised by a monster do not fight back in any way.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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NEOwulf: Legendary hero fights legendary monster.... IN SPAAAAACE!!!
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I thought he fights a legendary monster in Northeast Ohio?Originally Posted by mike alexander
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Kung Fu Panderer: politician must learn the ancient fighting ways after he is inexplicably chosen as the Ferret Warrior.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Julius Sees Her - the Shakespeare classic remade to focus more on the personal relationships.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Timon and Pumbaa of Athens: Things lose their easygoing outlook when they hackoffa youhanda.
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Marcello - Shakespeare's Othello remade, set in New Orleans and based on the life of crime boss Carlos Marcello.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Three Kingsmen: A folk song trio play their way through the first Iraqi war. Contains the award-winning song "No Scotch Just Soda."
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The Mobile Phones - the Rolling Stones trade in their 1960s drifter image for something more modern.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Gone in Sixty Nanoseconds: Superluminal neutrinos threaten to overthrow relativity theory
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Fried Green Potatoes - they're looking a bit old and mouldy.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Mission: Possible: Ethan Hunt returns and his new mission is: The mundane! Drying dishes, walking a dog, climbing 3 flights of stairs, folding laundry, checking the oil in his sportscar, pressing his favorite pair of bluejeans, at the grocery store deciding which brand of crushed tomatoes is the best price/value, brushing his teeth.
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Notes from the Underground - Dostoevsky's 1864 novel remade and set in London. A retired civil servant rides the London tube.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Underworld: The Musical - Werewolves and vampires howl together-- in 3D!
Pred Dawn - Russians, I mean Chinese, I mean North Koreans invade the U.S. only to be hunted down by a camoflaged alien.
The May Tricks - Practical jokers in cyberspace for one month.
Watch Men - gay porn.
Thor - Carpenter thmashes hith thumb, and it hurths.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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60 Minuets - Mike Wallace plays the piano.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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East Haven: Audrey Parker (Emily Rose) moves to a new town, where the mayor keeps getting mysterious deliveries of tacos.
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Take the Honey and Run - the adventures of Winnie the Pooh as he robs convenience stores and grocers.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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The Quantum Mechanic: Charles Bronson searches for the men who let his particle out of the box.
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The King's Beech - the greatest challenge faced by the future George VI's tree surgeon, is the prince himself.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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