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  1. 2011-Dec-28, 02:18 AM #3061
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    M*O*S*S: That's why the uniforms are all green-- they started out as white.
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    BAUT - an internet site for correction of misconceptions about space and astronomy, and dissemination of misconceptions on other things.
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    M*Y*T*H: Jamie and Adam, trying to bust a time-travel myth, are sent back to a strangely anachronistic Korean War.
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    M*A*T*H: South Korean students prepare for their university entrance exams.
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    Death Becomes Her Alibi: Tom Selleck makes a HUGE mistake trying to protect a beautiful Czech model from the Mafia.
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    It's Always Sunny in Saudi Arabia - a group of four Saudi slackers run a juice bar.
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    The Gizzard for Oz: Sharon tries to get Ozzy to like offal. Watch her sautee, roast, bake a variety of organ meats. Unfortunately he doesn't like any of it as well as live bat heads...
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    Schindler's Pissed - Oskar plans to save a group of Jews from the Nazi concentration camps, but drinks too much and passes out, so that they are all slaughtered.
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    Lunaris: low-budget remake of Solaris. Starring the late George Gobel and a poster of Angelina Jolie.
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    Bonnie & Hyde: When Clyde turns out not evil and ruthless enough, Bonnie travels to Scotland, gets Dr. Jekyll loaded up on Permanent Evil Potion, returns to the US with Mr. Hyde to wreak havoc and violence on an unsuspecting Midwest.
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    Citizen Wayne - a remake of the Orson Welles classic set in Aurora, Illinois in the 1990s, with Mike Meyers reprising his "Wayne Campbell" role from Wayne's World.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coelacanth View Post
    Citizen Wayne - a remake of the Orson Welles classic set in Aurora, Illinois in the 1990s, with Mike Meyers reprising his "Wayne Campbell" role from Wayne's World.
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  13. 2011-Dec-29, 08:15 PM #3073
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    Time Cop Out - Jean-Claude Van Damme stars as Officer John Walker in this action adventure movie where Walker is sent back in time to capture a nefarious time traveling criminal, however Walker gets distracted and goes on a 5 week drinking binge with the members of the all female heavy metal band "Kitty"...
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    Huey Lewis & The Shipping News: Aging rock star retires from show business, relocates to Newfoundland. There, he takes a job at a newspaper and falls in love with a local. The rest of his life is spent type-setting, shoveling snow, and eating seal-flipper pie.
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    Citizen Candy Cane: After rescuing all the "wrong" toys from The Island of Misfit Toys, the plight of a sad and lonely piece of candy comes to Santa's attention, who grants the wish of this candy cane to become human.
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    Chronicles of Blarmia: The Voyage of the Lawn Spreader
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    Bevis and Buthead: Do America... Again
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    Chevy Chase's Vacation. Oh, crap, they did that one.
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    The Big Sheep - detective Phillip Marlowe untangles a complex web of gambling, pornography, murder, and black-market mutton.
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    Thirteenth Night: Jason moves to Illyria and finds out that Viola doesn't like hockey. And that the gentlemen know how to use those swords...
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    About Last Night: Was it Monday or Tuesday night? Three people can't seem to remember, and without knowing about last night how will they know what today is?
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    Monty Python and The Moldy Pail - The comedy team Monthy Python gets back together (minus Gramm) for a retake of thier most famous movie. It should make the old version pale in comparison and promises to be full of buckets of laughter.
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    Star Bores: Episode 7 - So I married a Jedi's sister: Follow Han Solo and Princess Leigh as they settle down into domestic bliss after getting hitched.
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    Star Wreck: Article 15 - Captian James T. Kirk gets demoted to the rank of Ensign and gets assiged as transporter room operator to the USS Scallion, A Federation Garbage Skow Ship. Oops...
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    He Shed, She Shed - A cute animated story about two cats falling in love just as spring rolls around.
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    S.I.K.K. Gene Simmoms stars in this movie about a 80's rock band that catches a cold while on tour.
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    X-Man Professor Xavier travels to sweden, and gets a sex change operation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dgavin View Post
    S.I.K.K. Gene Simmoms stars in this movie about a 80's rock band that catches a cold while on tour.
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    Star Chores: Includes both original and prequel: Anakin stacking, sorting, tidying up for Watto. Chewbacca and Han clearing out cargo areas in the Millenium Falcon. Princess Leia rearranging her extensive makeup tray. Old Obi-Wan Kenobi washing his breakfast dishes. Nute Gunray ironing one of his robes. Young Obi-Wan polishing his boots. Boba Fett polishing his helmet and visor. Senator Padme Amidala rinsing toothpaste down the sink, then giving it a scour.
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    Star Wreck 2: The Math's so Wrong - Science officer Spock botches a formula causing a shuttle craft to explode in the docking bay, so he gets sent back to the academy for remedial training.
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