Descent Into Darkness: An elevator passenger accidentally presses the basement button.
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Descent Into Darkness: An elevator passenger accidentally presses the basement button.
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The Prince and the Popper: Prince Harry consults a physician about a pimple.
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Itt Takes Two: Cousin Itt grabs two free sample bottles of shampoo.
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The Hob-Itt: Cousin Itt goes to Middle Earth, takes up with Frodo and Samwise.
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The Lyin' in Winter: A guy tells his date how good he is at summer sports.
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Bride of the Gorilla: Tarzan swears off cross-dressing for life.
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The Trouble with Harry: Dudley Dursley writes his autobiography.
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Somebody Up There Likes Me: A bellboy gets a big tip from the penthouse guest.
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The Meaning of Life: A philosopher's wife buys him a dictionary.
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Imitation of Life: A mother buys her kids an off-brand oat breakfast cereal.
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Punch & Judy: A cannibal high school prom committee places its catering order.
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The Secretion of My Success : True story of the inventor of Portland cement.
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Alice's Restaurant: The board of health investigates claims of tainted bandersnatch.
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Into the Arms of Strangers: A hunter finds someone's gun stash in the woods.
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The Pit Bull and the Pendulum: Part of a grandfather clock is missing.
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Broken Back Mountain: A novice climber doesn't think he needs advice.
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Wrong Turn: Gandalf shows up at Hogwarts after a night of heavy drinking.
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The Magnificent Seven: The Professor genetically enhances the castaways but still can't get them off the island.
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: A jolly old elf winds up transported to Barsoom, where he must become a ripped barbarian swordsman.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Ultimate Gift: Johnny Storm gives his sister Harry Potter's cloak for her birthday.
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Two Minute Warning: The Lost in Space robot is switched off after getting stuck in an infinite loop.
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Deadly Honeymoon: Apollo astronauts find the body of a bus driver's wife in a lunar crater.
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Cast A Deadly Smell: A flatulent detective must solve a mystery in a world of Noir magic.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Webitched: A witch's mother and mortal husband do nothing but complain about each other.
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Star Spangled Banner: The Incredible Hulk doesn't quite clear the flag when jumping over The Capitol Building.
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The Owl and the Pussycat: The final Mickey Mouse cartoon is finally aired.
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Autopilot: After the last crewmember dies, the robot automatically flies The Jupiter II back to earth which he could have done at any time if anyone had thought of asking him.
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