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Make a slight change to a movie title to create something that should never be seen.
Speedo Racer: you get the picture.
Deep Empath: a 3 hour endurance test of your sanity about ST:TNG's favorite cheerleader's boring childhood
The Dark Boogie Knights: a tale about 70's adult movie crimefighters
Scars: a animated tale about ritual scarring
Snuff's up: a sad tale of tobacco addiction among young penguins
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Star Warts: Luke needs a visit to the dermatologist!
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The Mother : just stay away from her tomb!
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Pauly Shore Presents...
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Indiana Jones and the Last Decade
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The Man Who Knew To Mush
Hitchcock adds suspense to sled dog racing.
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Armpitgeddon- The quest to find out who has the world's smelliest armpit.
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Cloverleaf
Monster tries to destroy New York but gets stuck and dies on an interstate highway instead.
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Lordy! Look at them Rings!..... a country white trash musical based on Lord of the Rings.
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LOL of the Rings: Cats in cute poses and with fractured syntax attempt to destroy the One Ring. ("I can haz ring of pwner!")
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chronicles of ridiculous : silly out takes from Pitch Black.
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A Fistful of Dullards - Clint Eastwood's Neighbour stars in this tale about the perils of being an insurance adjuster in the old west
The Stink - a group of plumbers cheat a rival group and steal a really great contract to install blackwater drains
The Naked Nun series - probably needs no description!
Peter Jackson never made that but I'll bet someone has!Originally Posted by Nick Theodorakis
- J
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Pilates of the Carribean - Stand up straight, Jack.
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Independence Daycare: Aliens descend on Earth with their most destructive creations..their children.
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Just saw this last night: There Will Be Mud
It was about early oil field workers mucking about, based on a story by Upton Sinclair.
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The Borg Identity: Jason wakes up after a party with a bad case of nanoprobes.
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Hairy Plumbers and the Chamberpot of Secrets!
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Primates of the Caribean- The curse of the yellow banana!
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Frost in Space
"Hello... good evening..... and where am I?"
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tar wars : a battle of two contract companies (Darth inc and Jedi corp) fighting for the contract to redo the busy motorways!
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The Byrds: A peaceful California town is invaded by old rockers.
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Cycho: story about a retired Hell's Angel and his "unusual" old lady.
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Gardengate : using the DHD you can get out of the garden to go shopping etc!
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South by Southeast: international adventures caused by a dyslexic GPS user who gets disoriented.
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Jurasssic pork : DNA taken from a mosquitto and implanted in a ....... hmmmmmm..... pig and it goes wild and eats people........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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Deadliest Top Chef....a group of unsuspecting chefs are taken aboard a Bering Sea crab vessel..."cut that stinking fish missy, this ain't no palate test!"
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Raiders of the Lost Art - museum robbers gone wild.
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"Top Bun"
A new, young, cocky baker arrives in town thinking he can do it all.........
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Alien 5: The Talented Mrs. Ripley
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-someone else-Cloverleaf
Monster tries to destroy New York but gets stuck and dies on an interstate highway instead.
Lol!!Primates of the Caribean- The curse of the yellow banana!
The Horus: Three bicurious women travel to Egypt to study the mythology behind this ancient god.
(movie reference: The Hours)
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