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    Please Please No!!

    Make a slight change to a movie title to create something that should never be seen.

    Speedo Racer: you get the picture.

    Deep Empath: a 3 hour endurance test of your sanity about ST:TNG's favorite cheerleader's boring childhood

    The Dark Boogie Knights: a tale about 70's adult movie crimefighters

    Scars: a animated tale about ritual scarring

    Snuff's up: a sad tale of tobacco addiction among young penguins
    Last edited by DukePaul; 2008-May-17 at 10:33 AM.

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    Star Warts: Luke needs a visit to the dermatologist!
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    The Mother : just stay away from her tomb!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Pauly Shore Presents...

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    Indiana Jones and the Last Decade

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    The Man Who Knew To Mush

    Hitchcock adds suspense to sled dog racing.

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    Armpitgeddon- The quest to find out who has the world's smelliest armpit.

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    Cloverleaf

    Monster tries to destroy New York but gets stuck and dies on an interstate highway instead.

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    Lordy! Look at them Rings!..... a country white trash musical based on Lord of the Rings.

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    LOL of the Rings: Cats in cute poses and with fractured syntax attempt to destroy the One Ring. ("I can haz ring of pwner!")

    Nick

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    chronicles of ridiculous : silly out takes from Pitch Black.
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    A Fistful of Dullards - Clint Eastwood's Neighbour stars in this tale about the perils of being an insurance adjuster in the old west

    The Stink - a group of plumbers cheat a rival group and steal a really great contract to install blackwater drains

    The Naked Nun series - probably needs no description!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Theodorakis View Post
    LOL of the Rings: Cats in cute poses and with fractured syntax attempt to destroy the One Ring. ("I can haz ring of pwner!")

    Nick
    Peter Jackson never made that but I'll bet someone has!

    - J

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    Pilates of the Carribean - Stand up straight, Jack.

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    Independence Daycare: Aliens descend on Earth with their most destructive creations..their children.

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    Just saw this last night: There Will Be Mud

    It was about early oil field workers mucking about, based on a story by Upton Sinclair.

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    The Borg Identity: Jason wakes up after a party with a bad case of nanoprobes.

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    Hairy Plumbers and the Chamberpot of Secrets!

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    Primates of the Caribean- The curse of the yellow banana!

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    Frost in Space

    "Hello... good evening..... and where am I?"

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    tar wars : a battle of two contract companies (Darth inc and Jedi corp) fighting for the contract to redo the busy motorways!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    The Byrds: A peaceful California town is invaded by old rockers.

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    Cycho: story about a retired Hell's Angel and his "unusual" old lady.

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    Gardengate : using the DHD you can get out of the garden to go shopping etc!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    South by Southeast: international adventures caused by a dyslexic GPS user who gets disoriented.

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    Jurasssic pork : DNA taken from a mosquitto and implanted in a ....... hmmmmmm..... pig and it goes wild and eats people........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Deadliest Top Chef....a group of unsuspecting chefs are taken aboard a Bering Sea crab vessel..."cut that stinking fish missy, this ain't no palate test!"

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    Raiders of the Lost Art - museum robbers gone wild.

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    "Top Bun"

    A new, young, cocky baker arrives in town thinking he can do it all.........

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    Alien 5: The Talented Mrs. Ripley

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    Cloverleaf

    Monster tries to destroy New York but gets stuck and dies on an interstate highway instead.
    -someone else-

    Primates of the Caribean- The curse of the yellow banana!
    Lol!!

    The Horus: Three bicurious women travel to Egypt to study the mythology behind this ancient god.

    (movie reference: The Hours)
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